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             Christmas is the most fucking annoying holiday. It’s like the annoyance hangs over Halloween, and then fuck it’s that day again.

What annoys me about it all?

Let’s start with the fucking bells.  Bells, fucking bells wherever you go. I came up with a fun little game. I call it Slay Bells. I know, I like drinking games as much as anyone, but this is far more twisted, and will excite my dark little heart.

Every time I hear a fucking bell jingling, I commit a gratuitous act of violence. Violent Night has nothing on me, when I am pissed!

There we have it. Big, fat pedo Santa ringing his bell and I am already seeing RED! I get him alone and shove the bell up his big, fat ass. That was fun, the perfect way to bring some holiday cheer. 

I truly despise malls. That’s where I will go next. Elves ringing bells? Time to get totally violent and creative. Come here Mrs. Santa, I want to play!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

     While taking a long walk in the cemetery to clear my head, I came across it. A little hand in the dirt pile. I carefully cleared away the dirt and there she was. Tiny, fragile and blonde. I touched her hand and she was cold. She must have been carelessly buried days ago, as rigger has passed. 

A closer look revealed that she was undressed and dressed again after perhaps?  She had such pretty blue eyes. I wonder what they looked like in her last moments. Was she scared? Or was she happy to die? 

I remove her clothes to get a better look. She has such adorable little nipples. I wonder if I flick my finger over one. Did her eyes just flutter? I wonder what a dead girl’s pussy would feel like? What would it taste like? This is definitely something I have always wanted to do. I slowly and gently place a kiss on her lips. Her dead smell is intoxicating. I feel my heart beating out of my chest, as I kiss my way down. 

Written By: Poison Ivy

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  I have the coolest neighbor. He is so good to all of us, and has put swings in his yard, just for us girls. I mean, who doesn’t love to swing after class?  Sometimes he watches. You know, just in case one of us falls, and needs his attention.

          I was having the best time swinging. Going up as far as I could. I guess his dog distracted me, and I hit the ground hard.  He came running out, and took me to his bedroom. He told me to undress to make sure I wasn’t badly hurt. I undressed, and he gave me some medicine. He suggested I nap for a bit, before going home. 

I woke up to find him spooning me. That feels so nice. I guess he needed a nap too. I fell back to sleep, and he cuddled me tighter. What is sticking into me? I try to ask, but he covers my mouth with his. Oh, I sort of like that. 

Now I wonder, if all the rumors are true? I hope so!

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Written By: Katie

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So many thoughts in your head tonight. You are finally alone with her. You climb the stairs to her room. You can hear yourself breathe in the quiet of the empty house. You open her bedroom door, it creaks loudly. You are hoping the pills you put in her dinner will keep her asleep.

Fuck, is she tiny. You think she looks so sexy in her pink sleep shorts and top. You can see the outline of her tiny nipples under the thin material of her little shirt. You stop for a second and start of leave the room.

You can smell her now.  It is intoxicating. What is that smell?  Some sort of little girl body spray? Her lips are shiny. Maybe just a quick kiss.

You pull down the covers all the way. The outline from her sleep shorts, you have to touch it. You start to leave her room, but you hear my voice in your ear.  Just fucking do it, no one will ever know.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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Everyone at some point in time has felt some attraction to something dark. Whether you were turned on by some evil movie or perhaps you were looking at the dead womans boobs for too long during a body viewing.  These little nasty thoughts are what most people try to ignore and bury deep down inside. 

No need to do that with me.

Death is beautiful, as are all things dark. It is sensual, sexy, and satisfying. Killing is even more beautiful. Snuff is an artform to be appreciated deeply.  Let’s create some art together…

Written By: Maddox

              You couldn’t sleep at all last night. You tossed and turned. You were cold, then you were sweating. Normally you sleep like a baby, but something has been causing you to be extremely fitful.

      You drink some warm milk and lay down to sleep again. What the fuck? You smell perfume, sort of sickly sweet, but yet inviting. Your maid did clean, but that was hours ago. Now you hear a soft, sexy voice calling to you. Maybe your idiot friends are playing tricks on you. Halloween is the time for it. 

You pull out your phone and start surfing porn. You’ve never been into the supernatural. It has no appeal for you, but yet you’re looking at goth/vampire porn. The pale skin, the full red lips is giving your cock a mind of its own. 

You hear a tap on your window. If you weren’t so exhausted you might be amused, but all you could think of is what dicks your friends are. The tapping gets louder. Now she is in your bedroom. You can smell the perfume again. 

You surrender, you are mine!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

            It’s mine and daddy’s favorite time of the year. We just love Halloween! We love passing out candy and looking at the sexy girl costumes. The girls are all so cute and phone sex daddy is extra fun and happy that night.

I always stay home and help daddy. I think it makes the little girls so much more at ease when they see me. Sometimes, if it’s  just the right one, we invite her in.

I help her in the door and double check that she’s alone. I learned along time ago to go after the loners.  I invite her to help herself to some punch and cookies. Her eyes are starting to close and she is passing out. 

We have to work quick now! We strip her and restrain her to my bed. I gag her because we can’t have her waking up screaming. On a happy note, daddy is sound proofing the house for next year. 

Now daddy calls his friends. I just love daddy’s friends! Let my special Halloween party begin!

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Written By: Katie

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      I was running late as always. Sometimes a girl just wants to stay in bed. I tossed on my clothes, and drove to my appointment.  The lot was packed but I finally found a spot. I glanced over and saw that the car next to me wasn’t empty. I really need to get to my appointment, but this looks interesting. I wonder if they will notice if I watch? I imagine they are way too busy to notice me.

It looks like a boy, maybe it’s a girl? It’s so hard to tell without looking closer. The man has his eyes closed and is biting his lip. The head is now going up and down. What do we have here? Whatever it is, I am getting super wet, and horny. 

I rolled down my window. Now I can hear the mans groans of pleasure and the slurps’ from the smaller one.  

I pulled my pants off, and began to finger myself. I guess I was getting a little loud myself. Did I see what I thought I did? Did the boy wink at me, while giving the man a blow job? 

I dressed and ran to my appointment. When I returned the car was gone, but there was a little note on my windshield. 

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Written By: Caidyn Cross

   I’m so very curious and I need to know everything about sex. Not just sex, but kinky, hot sex. You know, the kind no one talks about. 

The men in my area and the boys at school, I just don’t think they would have what I want. They might be sweet and gentle but I want nasty, twisted, perverted, messy sex.

Where can I go to get taught all I need to know?

After much thought, I decided that the farm across the road just might be they kind of men I am looking for. Rough, muscled, sexy, and nasty men. I wore a tiny yellow sundress and began riding my bike up and down the road. It didn’t take long before several rough looking men had gathered to watch me. 

I smiled and motioned for them to follow me. I rode over to the big barn on my side of the road. I stood there, the sun showing off my tight, teen body through my dress.  I began to remove my dress, but the men were very impatient. They surrounded me, ripped off my dress and the sex lessons began!

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Written By: Katie

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When I was in school, my English teacher used to give us special assignments where we would follow people. Then we would report on what we think is their life. We would take all the details and write a short story. That was one of the few things I enjoyed in fucking classes. 

Even after I left school, I still would do it on my own. I found I loved stalking people. Sometimes, it would get me so excited I had to fuck myself right after. Overtime, stalking became boring.  I need more to get the sexual rush I craved. 

I began breaking in their homes.  I would steal pills, money, jewelry and such. I would go into their devices and add  and delete things. That was fun for a while, but like all things, I got bored of it. 

When I got bored of that, I began breaking into their homes at night with them asleep. I grabbed a knife from the kitchen, and quietly went up the stairs. They were sleeping soundly. I woke the man up with my hands on his balls. He tried to scream, but can’t. I smile, and stab him several times. His wife is next.

Make sure to lock your doors tonight. Then again, why bother. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

The men and women in my life try so hard to forget me. The places I take them terrifies them, but it also excites them more than they ever thought possible. For that reason you must take your Poison with your pleasure.

Your hand is shaking, you say “hello” in this little scared voice. 

You start with questions, way to many fucking questions. I promise you, I will make you use a ball gag if you don’t shut up with the annoying questions.  

Now you are doing all the tiresome things men do when they don’t want to be honest with me. Nothing is too extreme or violent for me. You cannot shock me, you never could. You like them young? Silly, stupid man. So do I. 

After our call, you might try to forget me. You can’t, can you?   Be brave for once, take what it is you crave. 

Written By: Poison Ivy

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           I sure do wonder where phone sex daddy has been. We had so many naughty plans for our summer. A girl has to do what makes her happy. I decided to pack my pink Barbie suitcase and go on an adventure all my myself.  I had saved some money from one of my jobs, but it wasn’t enough for much more than a road trip. 

             I just drove, checking out fun places on the way. When I made it to Austin, I could see Lake Travis. I want to go sailing so bad! Daddy promised, but he isn’t here. 

I changed into my bikini and took in some sun, watching people on the sailboats. I guess I was staring, as one of the men invited me along.  Oh, this will be so much fun!  The men were so sexy! Just like my missing daddy.

We sailed, flirted, and drank lots of beer. I took off my top, the sun felt so good on my little body. It was sort of making me horny. No daddy, but two very handsome older men. A girl has to do, what a girl has to do!

Written By: Katie

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I saw something the other day that kept me in bed all fucking day. I saw Tommy’s Lee’s fucking enormous, sexy cock. Big, thick, and perfect. When I had enough of me time, I began thinking of the fuck toys in my life. Sorry guys, none of you can even fucking compare. Then I decided maybe it was time I went on a quest. I even had the perfect guy friend to take along. 

He was so excited when I texted him. He gushed over all the clothes I suggested he wear. He seems to love pink. While applying his pink, shiny lipstick, he seemed a little annoyed.  Ah, of course for now on, especially in our quest, he will be a she. 

           Apparently, we have the same taste in bed. Bad boys!  I suggested the local biker hangout.  The huge, shiny, sexy bikes were all in a row in the parking lot. My friend and I seemed to be the only females around. The “is your cock as big as Tommy Lee’s quest begins”.

Written By: Harley

Imagine the perfect girl. Young, pretty, eager to please, and horny!  That is what you get when you meet me. I love sex!! Ever since I found my clit, all I want to do is rub it. I’m imagining all the things you would do to my sweet tender body.

You know those special things. “Giggles.” The sexy, dirty things that she won’t do. I will do those, and more. I know you would give anything for her to slide her tongue into your tight asshole. I would do that, and much, much more.

Now, what’s this about hating to wear a condom? I hate them too, plus I need to feel all the hot, baby batter squirting into my fertile little pussy. So, you see that I am the perfect tiny girl in every way.  

Written By: Teen AJ

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

Written By: Delaney

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            Sometimes I enjoy going off by myself camping or maybe a road trip.  I decided camping would be the most relaxing. The place I go to can be me alone or packed.

This year with everyone wanting out, it was packed. I found a great spot away from it all and began setting it all up. I could tell already that this will be a great camping weekend.  There were so many sexy men setting up tents and starting camp fires.

I noticed one of the men was staring at me, while I was having a snack. He was watching my sexy, full lips, and I bet he was imaging them around his cock. Now all I could do was stare and wonder what was under those shorts. 

We flirted for  awhile with him watching my lips and me watching the bulge in his shorts. It was my first day there and I knew after the long trip I could use a quick hook-up. I took his hand and walked him over to my tent. I smiled and told him to fuck my pretty face.  

After getting what I needed, I finished setting up. I just may have to make this trip a weekly thing!

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Written By: Suzanne

Aren’t you just the cutest fucking man. How fucking small are you?  I could pick you up and toss you like a rag doll. It excites you to see how tiny you are standing next to me.

You glance at my strong, muscular thighs and wonder if they could pop your head like a pimple. The sexy things I could do to those frail bones of yours. The veins in your tiny neck are sticking out so much, I could hit them tossing my knife. 

I wonder if you would pass out from the pain before I snapped all your frail bones. Let’s fucking find out.

  I take your hand in mine and bend it back till bones snap. Then I take you hip in my hand and standing behind you I snap your hip bone. It’s okay, I can hold up your tiny little body. Of course, it’s more rewarding watching you fall to the hard floor. 

    My favorite part is his tiny feet. The pain I can inflict on those is unbelievably exciting. With him on the ground, I begin jumping up and down on his thin chest.  Sexy!  I just love the sound of breaking, and splintering bones. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

You bring your stunning wife to me for a session. Honestly, she looks fucking scared. I don’t think she wants to be here.  I can figure out a man in less than 5 minutes. I don’t think it’s her that needs or wants my session. Look at you all manly, pretending you’re something you’ll never be. 

I explain to you that I need to have a private chat with her. I explain it’s all in the contract he signed.  Once I get her alone, she tells me the whole story.  Ah, so it seems what we have here is a man who really doesn’t want to be in control. You have a man with a dick so tiny, he could please no one. Here we have a man who plays in his wife’s toys and her pretty lacy things. The solution to this session is quite simple.

  I demand he strip for me. I examine him. Funny how some men have it all and others like him have nothing. After he’s sedated, I explain that it’s him getting a session, and many more will follow.

I hand him a pill to relax. This is the beginning of many pills to follow.  Once you look enough like a bitch, it’s time for you to see just what it’s like to be a woman. 

Written By: Poison Ivy

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Looks like a new skater park has opened up by the lake. It wasn’t the nicest of days, but a new park should bring out all the cute skater boys. Boots, a coat, and red lips.

I was ready to venture out to take a look. It was super windy, but there was about 6 or so skating, and smoking. Fuck, were they cute. I thought I would just go over and bum a smoke. One of the boys was pretty bold and said he would love to see my lips wrapped around something else. Now we’re talking!         

I hung with them and flirted for awhile. I could feel the wetness through my black silk thong. I suggested we take the party to my house.  It was me and 3 boys. I was hoping for some girls, but maybe next time.

We smoked some weed, played some music and I began to tease the boys. I was asking them about sex, who they have fucked, who they want to fuck; and most of all, have they played with each other. 

Even though they said they hadn’t and wouldn’t suck each other, I sort of knew better. Boys will be boys. I dared them to do all sorts of sexy things with each other while I watched. It was all so fucking hot!

Ready For Round Two?

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Written By: Caidyn Cross

  Come on now, you surely didn’t think that I was the one late with rent. I’ve been renting to this rather sexy man for a few months now. He’s been late every fucking month and I can’t have that. It’s time we had a little chat about what I expect. 

He arrives home to see a moving van sitting out front. Then comes the whining, and begging for more time. So fucking predictable. 

I tell him that maybe there’s a little something he can do for me to fix this issue. The fucking fool, begins to unzip. Yeah, that isn’t what I want from him but I do need to see what I’ll be working with.

I tell him to strip and show me what he has to offer. Not bad, but I need rent money. I tell him that I plan on pimping him out and then he’ll never be late with rent. He’s very excited now.

I tell him his first client is at the door. A few large men arrives. He pays and I bring him into the room. My renter is a bit confused now. His client is now the one unzipping. Both our eyes go wide when we see how fucking big he is.

My renter now tries to run. We simply can’t have that.  My rather large friend ties him to the bed and the nasty fun begins. A line is now forming, which gives me a fucking fab idea.  

Care to find out what happens to men who don’t pay their rent on time?  Let’s fucking play.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx