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Your stimulus deposit has hit your account, and now is the time to pay up, loser! Let me make one thing clear to you- YOUR MONEY IS MINE! If you didn’t get a stimulus check because you make to much money, you’re obviously holding out on me and you’ll be financially raped more severely. Don’t think for one second a typical money raping call will get you off the hook. I want it all!

I know you get a pay-boner every time I demand more money from you. It’s not like you’re not getting anything out of it, your little pathetic pencil dick gets erect when I laugh and wallet rape you.

You and I both know your life has zero meaning unless I am dominating you. A hot girl like me would never be caught dead with a loser like you. My time is valuable and have way better things to do than talk to you, so you better make every financial tribute worth it to me.

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Written By: Phoenix

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I know that we’ve all been stuck in a lot lately and we’re all a little sexually frustrated, but let me make something clear. Just because I’ve been missing cock does not mean that I’m going to settle for just anything.

A lot of you horny men have been flooding my inbox with tiny dick pics and they aren’t useful for anything but a good laugh. I’ll never be that desperate. Ever! Some of you “men”, and I say that loosely, are lucky that I don’t post your baby cocks for the entire world to see. They’re pathetic and so are all of you, but I think you know that already. I would be more than happy to give you all the reasons your cock will never be anywhere around me if you decide to call. I am a true size queen and those little pricks don’t impress me. If it’s not a big, thick 10 inches, I don’t want it. Ever.

Written By: Bambi

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     Today was such a lazy day for my girlfriend and I. We had breakfast in bed, took a long sexy soak in the tub, and had a long nap. When we woke up, we wanted to go out and have some fun for the night. Thank the stars that I knew of several private clubs still open. I went with a little black dress and she went with red. It didn’t take us long to get ready as we shared a bottle of La Fee.

The club was close and it was a lovely night so we strolled hand in hand. We heard the typical cat calls, which always amuses me. She suggested we skip the club and take one of the men home with us to teach him a lesson. I do love how she thinks. 

He was very hot and full of himself. We get to my loft and we all have some drinks and get acquainted. He kept mentioning over and over how he knows that girls like us as very kinky and will do things no one else will. I smile and hand him another shot. After noticing just what he didn’t have in his pants, we go in my huge toy closet to prepare. We strip down, and both of us put on very big strap-ons. He laughs a bit and asks if we plan to use them on each other.  Of course  we do, but much later. When I explain they’re for him, he looks angry and goes to leave. 

Sadly for him, the drinks have made him dizzy. He wakes up restrained to my bed. We tease him without mercy about his tiny little dick. It’s sort of a cruel joke played on him by nature. He begins to beg, cry, and even scream for help. Such an amusing man! She began to fuck his face, while I pounded his ass. Can you imagine, he came all over himself making a mess of things. Without being told, he cleaned up his mess after we freed his hands. I feel it is up to the Mistress to tell a man what he wants, whether he likes it or not. 

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Written By: Lady Rayne

Mommy Morgan knows what is best for her boy. He got a little naughty on St. Patrick’s Day and needed to be punished. A little humiliation helps him remember that Mommy is always in charge. 

We have ancestors from Ireland, and we celebrate our heritage in the most fun ways in our family. I invite the entire family over for dinner. After dinner, there will be dessert and game night. I make homemade soda bread and Dublin Coddle for dinner. Since it is a special occasion, I allow my boy to have some of grandpa’s Irish Whiskey, which makes him forget his manners.

In the middle of dinner, he asks me if I am wearing a green bra and green panties. I give him a look and scold him.

After dinner, the ladies clean the kitchen, and the men relax in the front room. I pull my naughty boy into my bedroom. I unbutton my blouse and show him that I am indeed wearing a green bra. I explain to him the historical significance of wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day. 

Now, as his punishment, I force my boy to take off his clothes and put on my green panties. Once he is wearing them, he has to go into the kitchen and show his aunties that he is wearing green panties. They laugh so hard as his young cock grows and squirts into the pretty panties. 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Panty boy!

Love,

Mommy Morgan 

Written By: Mommy Morgan

        Welcome to my office. I am told I need to fix a little problem of yours. Please disrobe, and hop up on my table. Why know, it isn’t really sanitary. I just fucked my 

girlfriend on the table. You don’t mind, do you?

I can see the problem here. It seems that thing of yours is quite useless. No man can ever not get hard while they look at me. Now then there is you. I can see why your wife is suggesting we remove that limp piece of flesh. Shame really, it seems to be quite large, just not in working order. 

You ask me if I will use anything to deaden your pain. I explain that is is not up to me, but to the doctor. Ah, you thought I was doing the procedure. It’s the person who really deserves to cut that worthless thing off.  You see your wife, and she looks happier than you have ever made her. You beg to be able to cum one last time before we rid you off your cock and balls. I tease you and show you my gorgeous tits. Still nothing from you. 

    She is shaking a bit, you see your reflection on the scalpel blade. You hope it’s quick. It isn’t. When she is done, she has a request. She wants us to fuck over your bloody, useless body. Sounds like bloody fucking fun to Nurse Malaya.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Having a cig is so satisfying. I love how my lips feel wrapped around a clove cigarette. I feel a tingling as I suck the smoke in deeply. It is so incredibly relaxing.

I can’t help but laugh when I see the look on your face. You aren’t imagining my lips around your worthless cock, but you’re thinking what it would be like to be me. You want to wear my sexy clothes, and have the same effect that I do on men. You can try. You can dress up like me, smoke like me, and even try to be a mistress. You aren’t me, and you never will be like me.

Do not fret, I have other uses for you. I need an ashtray. I so dislike having butts around my lovely loft. So many ashes and so much work. You’ll be down on your knees with your pretty little mouth open, and ready to take all my ashes. Anything that remotely is near my mouth you crave.

There you are in your lovely pink silk panties, patiently waiting for some ashes to fall in your mouth. I look at you, taking a long deep drag. You watch the smoke waft. You touch your little boy clitty as I put the cig out in your mouth. Good Girl!

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Written By: Lady Rayne

 You have been snooping in my bedroom again, haven’t you?  You see the sexy red satin panties on my bed. For a brief moment you think about me in them, but then your thoughts go in a very different fucking direction. You check the time, and know I won’t be home for several hours. You giggle, as you rub them against your face, feeling how soft they are. Checking the clock again, you  slowly strip as you watch yourself in my full length mirror. You put on Bump and Grind, and begin to dance as you slip on my red panties. You run your hands down your body, feeling so sexy.

You hear laughter at the door, and turn around to see me and 2 friends watching you. Don’t you look so adorable?  My girls dance with you for a few, as I pick out sexy lingerie for you. A red clincher, red 6 inch stilettos, red satin bra, cherry red lipstick, and a red wig. You look like a slut! You’re so excited, and begin to dance some more. 

You beg us to take you out for the night with us. We pick the perfect dance club. There is always hot professional men looking for a walk on the wild side. You flirt with the bartender, and you get all our Painkiller cocktails for free. That gives us all an idea. We’re all giggling but you have no idea why. I talk to the bartender and soon men are waiting in line at our table. I take their money and follow you into the restroom. You pull up your dress and take off your panties. A line is forming, and I watch you take 4 cocks at once. Quite impressive, I must say.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my Sissy Sluts!

Written By: Harley

What the fuck is that between your legs? You must be suffering from SDS (small dick syndrome.) I say suffering because no woman would want you…EVER! You’re a lost cause, not unless you got a penis enlargement, and I know a loser like you wouldn’t do that. Your only satisfaction in life is hot girls like me humiliating and degrading you. Women want to be pleasured by a huge cock. They want to be stuffed and stretched to the fullest. This is something you know nothing about other than watching porn. Sadly, you’ve never been able to pleasure any woman in your pathetic life.

Your little pecker is good for one thing and one thing only – amusement! When I’m having a bad day, I will look at your picture and laugh my ass off. I will think how could anyone be this pathetic? You want to know how much of a loser you really are? When you send me a dick pic, I have to enlarge the picture with my fingers on my cell, even then I can’t see much!

If you’re in need of some hardcore humiliation, call me. I will destroy any piece of manhood you have left.

Written By: Devon

The big pink and red signs advertising panties made him weak. He swore he was never going to buy any more panties. Around the holidays, he purged all of his lingerie, heels, and lipstick. He was fearful holiday house guests could discover his secret. The man calls me from the mall, and I make his craving even stronger and force him to go and buy panties.

He slips into one of his favorite lingerie shops and walks right over the panties. Looking at the beautiful display of cheekies, thongs, and bikinis makes his pulse race and his cock tingle. When his fingers touched the silky fabric, he could feel pre-cum leaking out of the tip of his panties.

He took ten new pairs of panties to the check-out counter. Due to the sale, the store was busy, and three beautiful ladies behind the counter took care of each customer. He held onto the panties until one of the ladies took them to ring them up. He pulled cash from his wallet. He didn’t want this purchase to go on his credit card. The sales lady commented on what good taste the man has. She flashes a big smile and winks at him as she hands him the bag of new panties.

He makes it as far as his car in the mall parking lot before he calls me again. He feels humiliation and exhilaration. I promise him that the sales lady knew the panties were for him. I laugh at him with only intensifies his humiliation but makes his cock ache and leak even more. Of course, she knew the panties are for him! That is her job! Panty boys are so sexy, but they can be so silly and secretive.

I can tell by the tone of his voice that my panty boy is horny. Even though it is a little risky, he pulls out his cock while sitting in his car. He takes the tags off a pair of silky red panties. I make him masturbate with his new panties wrapped around his cock. I try to give him an excellent long edging session, but the poor guy explodes quickly, cumming into his panties.

Naughty Brynna

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Written By: Brynna

 You like your sex and calls a bit different than the fucking norm. This isn’t a question. If you are reading this you are either a freak like me, or you need some abuse. Which one is it, bitch? I am beyond deviant. I will take you on one hell of a fucked up journey. I will test your boundaries and make you wonder what the fuck you just heard out of my pretty, nasty mouth. 

  If you want to bring your semi vanilla calls my way, think twice. Some men assume because I am part Asian, that I am meek.  Think again! I do the role-plays that are too fucked up for many. Sex, drugs, and violence is what I am all about. Once in a blue moon someone gives me a request that isn’t exactly “me”. Make it fun, make me laugh and I just might do it.  Will I be laughing at you? More than likely. 

Cum join me for the most deviant, twisted, sexy, nasty call you’ve ever done. I promise I won’t hurt you too much!

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Getting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

I am such a brat! I have a new toy to tell you about him. His name is Johnny from England. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I laughed so hard that I peed a little bit into my panties.

I made Johnny my submissive money, toilet slave! I did the most humiliating thing ever!

I am so naughty and playful. I forced Johnny into the bathroom. He had to lift my short skirt and pull my panties down with his teeth. I sat on his face. First, his nose was buried in my ass, then his tongue. I gave him a BIG mouthful, so much that I filled his mouth and throat. He begged for mercy. I made him OINK like a pig for me!

Once his mouth was good and full, I took over his phone and made him give me lots of his money. I held his nostrils closed. He had to move money from his account to mine. The more money he gave me, the more I a laughed at him.

I turned Johnny from England into my little money piggy today. I love humiliating older men! I am such a brat!

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Written By: Lucie

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I went out with a guy recently and things got hot and heavy pretty quick. We were getting undressed when I couldn’t help but notice the lack of a bulge in his boxers. He pulled them down and I was shocked at what I saw. A tiny little useless cock. Now, I’m no size queen but there was no way I was going to get any kind of pleasure from that thing. He was begging me to put it inside, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at him. I told him I had a better idea and if he was a good boy, I would let him cum with me. He agreed and his eyes got big and round when he saw the pretty panties I laid out for him. Despite how tiny he was, it was still rock hard and I could tell he wanted a release. He slipped the panties on (which housed his petite package a lot better). I rubbed his little dick through the silk and he came in 3 strokes. He was embarrassed, but I was excited. The possibilities are endless with a good panty boy!

Written By: Noelle

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I have a caller, A, and I can’t put into words how pathetic this man truly is. It’s hilarious! First, he’s married and his wife won’t even let him fuck her— she fucks HIM! She and her friends have a good laugh at his expense. Strap-on play isn’t even the best part. He cums super quick. When I do calls with him, I put the stopwatch on and time him. I know it’s hard to imagine, but he cums in less than a minute— sometimes twice! It’s soooo funny! And the girly little noises he makes. Holy cow. I laugh so hard at him. Now his wife is making him take real dick while she and her girlfriends laugh and cheer him on. I love a man that knows his place.

Written By: Bambi

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My boyfriend has a daughter and she is completely out of control! She just turned 18 and thinks she knows everything. He’s at the end of his rope with her and asked me to talk to her and see if that helps. I told him that I would love to, just send her over later.

When she got here, she had an obvious attitude and wasn’t in the mood to listen. I decided that I would have to take a more direct approach. I told her to come upstairs to my room. She went in ahead of me and as soon as the door closed, I grabbed her by the hair and jerked her back. She screamed and tried to get away, but I had a firm grip. I pulled her over to the bed, threw her down and smacked her across the face.

I got on top of her and straddled her face. I slid my panties down my legs and put my pussy on her mouth. I told her what a spoiled little bitch she was. I smothered her with my cunt and rubbed it all over her face. I put my hand between her legs and rubbed that little kitty. Her screams turned to moans and she was raising her hips. I slapped her pussy. I wasn’t letting her cum until she made me cum. I started grinding harder. I came hard in her mouth.

She was waiting for me to finish her off, but hell with that. I told her to get her spoiled ass out of the house. She looked embarrassed and she was going to cry. I told her to change her attitude and things would be different for her next time.

Her dad didn’t have anymore problems out of her.

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Written By: Janet

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      Oh, hey guys! I know you would want nothing more than to pound my sweet, teen fuck holes, but that is for only certain men. Not for you! Don’t worry, you will get to clean out my holes. Aren’t you the lucky one.  I saw how you were looking at me during PE. You like how I look all sweaty and out of breath. You’re imagining what my sweet body tastes like as the sweat drips between my perky tits and runs down my back to my perfect ass. You want to lick up that sweat, don’t you? Now you’re wondering what my pussy tastes like with a big cum load in it.

This just happens to be your lucky day, bitch! I need someone to clean me up, and that is you. Start with my underarms, work your way down between my tits. Hey bitch, did I say you could get a hard-on? I guess I need to do something to keep you from trying to put that thing near me. You know it’s way to small and you only good for one thing. Come on cuckold, get to it!

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Written By: Delaney

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  Sometimes they just never know what hit them. He has been peeking in my window for days now. No one looks at my smoking body for fucking free. They all eventually pay, even if it is with a pound or two of their flesh.

I invited him in for a chat and a cold drink. Lugging a mans body around unless he is fragile, isn’t the easiest thing to do. I suggested we talk in my spare room, my play room shall we say. Once the drink hit him, he was mine, and yes I spiked it. Again, my size warrants some tricky methods. He passed out and I stripped him. I restrained his arms and legs so he couldn’t move. This is going to be fucking fun! I set up the cameras and let my people know it will be a live feed.

As soon as he woke, he saw the shiny metal blade in my hand. First the bravado, then the disbelief, then the begging. He even began to cry. I was crying too, with laughter that is. I teased him with my knife as I slowly moved it down his body. I was getting so excited, I had to stop for a few and pleasure myself. That gave him a huge hard on. I did consider riding him first, but he really wasn’t my type. My knife went back to slowly making love down his body, so fucking erotic!

Details of how I cut off his balls and dick? Go find it online like the others, or give me a call. You have nothing to lose except maybe your fucking sanity.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

I know that you want to fuck me but anything under 7 inches isn’t allowed inside of me. You aren’t even close, but your begging did amuse me.

I decided that I would allow you to cum, but only after you amused me just a little bit more. I put some clothes pins and attached it to a string all over your cock and balls. I told you I would at least allow you to taste my pussy if you were a good boy. You asked what I meant and that’s when I quickly tugged at the string and all the clothes pins pulled away. You screamed… but I allowed you a taste of my sweet pussy.

You kept begging me to put it inside. I laughed. I was almost insulted. I tied a weight to your balls and told you to jack your teeny dick while I play with my pussy for you. You made little sissy noises as you came all over your fingers. You should be glad that I even allowed you to have that!

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Written By: Ginger

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                You have been staring at my lovely legs and feet all night. I was out running errands, and stopped at Aroma Therapy for a bite and some coffee. No one makes it like their barista. Hot, black and with the enticing smell of Chicory. You pay for my coffee and lunch which is quite amusing. Do you think that will buy me? What a loser you are! You keep staring, and while I am tempted to smack you in the face, I decide you would make an excellent foot slave. 

I leave you an address and a time. I strongly suggest that you aren’t late. You arrive, and the door is unlocked. I call your name, tell you to follow my voice. There you are, and the look on your face is priceless. Not quite what you saw at coffee shop. Is it loser? Now get down on your fucking knees and worship me in the fashion I am used to. You eyes immediately go to my patent stilettos, and you slowly being to lick them. I force the heel down your throat making you gag like a little pussy. Ho Hum, now you can and will do better than that.

Addicted to perfect stocking feet, shiny heels, and perfect legs in stockings and a garter? Then look no more, you have found the perfect Mistress. 

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Written By: Lady Rayne