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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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People I know constantly ask me why I do the things I do. Look at me loser. It is because I can. No man or woman can resist me, and that is where they make their first fatal mistake.

There is this adorable little man that I just enjoy terrorizing. He is always at Planet Fitness staring at the girls. It took me a few days to notice it was my legs and arms he was eyeing. Apparently, he loves amazon type chicks with perfectly toned muscles. I decided it was time to use, I mean get to know this man.

I invited him for coffee and beignets at the Empire. My friend owns the cafe, and she puts up the CLOSED sign. Another woman comes from the back and joins us. You have this scared little boy look on your face, but your cock is clearly rock hard. Oh little man, your attraction to muscles on women is going to get you hurt, or broken, but hopefully both! If you are wondering why I am so evil, well it’s because I fucking can!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

    I talked my way into an extremely high paying job at Jacob and Stephens Law Firm. Seriously, I had no idea what the hell I was doing! I never went to law school or had the desire, but one thing I am is a great actress and bossy.

The partners were out for the day, and for the most part just had me answering phones till we could chat about the cases I would be taking on. While they were gone, I was truly bored. I decided it might be a good time to get dirt on Mr. Jacob, as eventually he would find out I was not a lawyer and my resume was fake.

Oh my, what do we have here? Mr. Jacob is a submissive, cock sucking pain freak. What a perfect opportunity to ditch this boring job, and make much more money. 

I showed up around noon the next day only to find him ready to fire me. He found nothing out but I was late on my second day. Now, that’s just a shame. I told him to put on the leash and collar that I took out of my desk drawer, and to get down on his knees. The look on his face said it all. Without hesitation, he obeyed my command. I told him to crawl to the door, lock it and shut his mouth. I really wasn’t quite sure if he was afraid I would blackmail him or if he was ready to fire his present Mistress. Little bit of both perhaps?

What I did know is this was the beginning of a very long and profitable relationship.

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Written By: Lady Rayne

You come home from school and yell, “Mommy, I am home!”

There is silence. Mommy has not baked your favorite cookies. The kitchen is dark. Nothing simmering in the oven for dinner. You yell again for Mommy, but the house is quiet. Maybe Mommy is taking a nap or taking a bath? You hope she is taking a bath so that you can spy on her. Nope! Rooms are dark and empty. Where in the heck can Mommy be?

Her car was in the driveway. You head into your room to set down your backpack. Mommy is sitting on your bed. She is holding the ipad that you got for Christmas. Mommy does not look happy to see you. Maybe she is looking up a special recipe for dinner? You rub your empty tummy. Cafeteria food was bad today, and you are ready for some home cooking.

Calmly, Mommy has you sit down next to her on the bed. She explains she picked up your iPad that got left in the living room last night. Mommy was quite shocked to see what you had been viewing. A porn!

Naughty, naughty boy! Mommy is taking away your iPad, but first, you need to be punished. Mommy picks a very nasty, dirty porn and makes you masturbate in front of her. You are so embarrassed and humiliated that it is difficult to get hard. Mommy yells at you. You find that humiliation is exciting and that makes you hard! With a lot of nasty talk from Mommy, you are so ashamed that you squirt cum all over Mommy’s legs.

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Written By: Mommy Morgan

I love this time of the year. Cocktail parties, shopping, out with good friends, and the anticipation of my slaves. I sometimes wonder who looks more forward to gift giving. My naughty boys or my nice boys? My gorgeous retro tree is up, and we are sipping Merlot. Next week is a special coming out party. One of my slaves has finally called my strap-on a cock after all my prodding and teasing. He officially loves balls, cock and being a jizz junkie. We went through Eros and found him his perfect fuck. When I told him he would have to share, he got extremely whiny. Lady Rayne detests whiny boys.

Are you naughty or nice? Let’s decide together.

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Written By: Lady Rayne

In my younger days, I was a cock starved little nympho that would fuck any and everything. As I got older, I began to see what separated men from REAL men. It was long before I developed a preference. I like big and thick, throbbing and long. Plenty of men have tried to tell me that they had what I needed but they were either lying or delusional. You better believe that I’m not shy in telling them that! I don’t settle for average anymore and I sure as fuck won’t go near below average.

Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you little dick losers. You have a chance to have an up close and personal lesson from a real man while you watch me bounce on his cock. You can’t fuck me, but you can certainly clean my gaping pussy after it’s properly fucked. It’s amazing how a real dick can spread a pussy and that’s all that I want!

Written By: Bambi

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Anyone will tell you that I am a non-stop party chick. I love getting dressed to the nines, having a full house of beautiful people, and lots of party favors.

Last night I was a very bad girl! I just  happened to forget to invite any females. Oops! I also forgot to invite anyone but my best friend’s dad. Oops again! He came in looking surprised at the lack of cars parked in front. Even Mr. P knows my parties are legendary. I explained to him that everyone else lived far away and the inclement weather kept everyone else home. He looked me up and down and gave me this look. He wondered why I was dressed up, and why he wasn’t called about the cancellation.

I told him looking at all the food and drinks was a bummer, so we should just grab a bottle and hang in my bedroom. He was completely up for that. I guess he assumed OUR dirty secret past was no longer an issue. Fool, of course it’s an issue. I want revenge. Revenge for what? Get that dirty mind of yours in gear and you can figure it out! I told him I was going to get comfy and put on a movie.

I came out of the bathroom  with nothing but panties and a way too small tank. He smiled assuming we were going to revisit the past. Not on your life, fucker! He willingly let me restrain him to my bed. Then I texted his wife. Let the revenge games begin!

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Written By: Harley

I make you take humiliating pics of yourself and your tiny, little dick. I threaten to post them to every hot babe I know if you disobey me. You are childlike and you’re like a naughty little boy who likes to test his boundaries and his limits with his mommy. Well, I crack the whip. I tie you up. I tickle your balls. I run my long nails over your balls. I punish you for being naughty.

I make you give me your Amazon account, and I have panties delivered to your house. Of course, I make you spend the extra money for next day shipping when you argue about the color. I monitor the order and make you call me when I know the panties have arrived. I make you try them on and send me pics. I have quite a panty boy collection of you.

You are extremely humiliated. You get so nervous knowing that I have all this information on you. I know where you work, I know the name of the cute neighbor lady who you lust after, I know the name of your favorite bartender, and I know how little your dick is. I know your weakness. I know a million and one ways to humiliate you and ruin you. You are my bitch. You are pathetic, and you deserve this.  You are so pathetic that humiliation makes you hot and horny.

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Written By: Mistress KoKo

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I love being a bratty princess and I am such a little cock tease. 

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Written By: Princess Paris

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I feel as though you have misinterpreted my brief moment of kindness. Snapping her little neck was an act of mercy that you will never experience. Her tiny little body was used, abused, bleeding and worthless once we were finished. My pale hands around her neck, then tossing her out to feed the pigs took care of a two-fold problem. Did it not? I do love it out at my deceased lovers farm. Total privacy, and lovely gross ways to dispose of remains. My high has worn off, we have no pretty play things, and I am bored as fuck.

I will give you a choice loser. Go hunt for me, or I will amuse myself by shredding your flesh with my flogger. I see, you have chosen severe pain from your Goddess. Amazing, one lash and you’re whining like a bitch. Maybe I should toss you alive to the hungry pigs for wasting my fucking precious time. You have changed your mind? Good, I much rather flog tender, young flesh.

Bring her to me. I want a tiny single digit babe with long blonde hair. No sign of tits, body hair or any sign she might be too old for our play. Off with you now, and don’t forget the party favors.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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 I have a confession. I have a thing for gangsta type men. There is something about how they look, talk and act. It makes my pussy so fucking wet. When it comes to a boyfriend, I like the more rich, gentlemen type.  If I am just looking for a rough hard fuck, it is gangsta all the way.

I didn’t time things quite right, and my fuck and boyfriend sort of ran into each other. One was coming, and the other going. Jordan was leaving after giving me the rough, hard pounding I needed when Victor showed up. I suppose time got away from me. I thought Victor might be angry, but he was drooling looking at the cum dripping out of my pussy and ass.

Jordan stood in the doorway, and was getting rock hard again. He bent me over the counter, and gave my already sore ass another pounding. I was too excited to notice right away, but Victor began sucking Jordan’s huge balls. When Jordan came, Victor was right there to gobble it up with cum and my ass juice dripping from his cock. Nothing ever surprises me, but what a sexy, hot fucking surprise this was.

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Written By: Dirty Daphne

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You have been a very bad husband. You pimped out your wife, and stole your Mother in Law’s diamond necklace. Now it is time to pay the piper. You had no idea your mother in law was a practicing witch craft, now did you dumb ass? Karma is a bitch, so now you will be our bitch.

She found me, and now you are FUCKED. You must pay her back for that necklace, but at the same time you must make financial amends with her daughter, your ex wife. You barely make enough to pay your bills. So what is fucking next then?

You could try to run, but you are bound to us and there is no escape. Think on it awhile, the answer to your problems is your two fuck holes. Yes, loser you’re going to see what it is like to be pimped out. I am going to give you lessons on just how to suck a dick. If I am into the man, I give the hottest, sloppiest wet blowjobs. Your head would blow off with excitement. Watch me so you can learn? Hardly, you pathetic loser.

Down on your knees, and do a good job so you can get your $5.00 to give to your Mother In Law. At this rate, it will take you years to pay your debt. By the time we are done with you, you just might enjoy sucking dick and getting your ass pounded.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I guess forcing me as a little babe to take gymnastics wasn’t the worst idea. I am pretty fucking limber now aren’t I? I know what you’re thinking, and that will never happen. You just aren’t my type, but you knew that the minute you tried to get my attention. Now you have it, and you are going to regret it quickly!

You spread my legs and try to lick my tasty twat. My legs wrap around your head. You aren’t going anywhere useless bitch. Did I hear his neck snap? Now, that is just a shame! I really had more plans for him. I wanted him on cam for all my fuck buddies to see what happens if you displease me.

I have to admit, this little fucking adventure has gotten me hot as fuck. Call me bitch, let’s see if you are worth my time. Doubtful!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.

You’re anxiously waiting for my jizz covered turd. Why would a Princess like me need toilet paper, when I have you. I am super tired from a night of fucking and need my beauty sleep. Come on my toilet slave and curl up by my ass. You certainly don’t want me to have to interrupt my sleep with going to the bathroom. That is what you are for!

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Written By: Delaney

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You arrive late which makes me more than just a little annoyed with you. A close friend was in town for the day, and I promised her a hot and nasty session with two of my slaves. “You are late faggot, and you have embarrassed me”. I yelled at him. He began to beg because he knew his punishment would be without mercy. I know exactly what my bitches secretly like, and really fucking hate.

I grabbed him by his collar, and dragged him to my guest bathroom with my friend following close behind. He dropped to his knees looking up at me and pleading. “Please, not the enema Lady Rayne”.  He actually had tears in his eyes, and promised to do anything. That was laughable as he is my fucking slave. My friend got the enema ready. We made him bend over and spread his ass cheeks. He pleaded even more now for me to let him release the dirty liquid.

We went out for a few hours leaving him filled and in pain from holding it in. We returned in good spirits, and ready to let him release. When I checked on him he apparently had an accident, and was desperately trying to clean things up. That just called for even more severe punishment. He is a bit of a “priss”, and always begs for the GQ type of men to suck off. Not tonight, faggot! You are going out, and sucking off dirty, small, useless dicks. That is the other thing you hate with a passion!

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Written By: Lady Rayne

 Don’t you wish I was your girlfriend? I see you watching me, almost like a stalker. We know the real truth, don’t we? The only way you are getting next to me is for you to be my bitch. I will use you up, then toss you out. If you’re lucky, one of my friends will have a use for you. Not yet though. For now, you are my bitch.

You are waiting for me to arrive at the townhouse you bought for me. You are hungry for all my tight, little holes. You’re salivating as you think about cleaning me up. There is dried cum between my creamy tits, and whose job is it to lick me clean? Yes, it is your’s bitch. Clean all my just fucked and filled holes and then maybe I will have a surprise for you. Oh no, not that! You will never get to fuck me no matter how much you beg.

Crawl to the toy closet and get out my strap-on and flogger. You didn’t clean me up as well as you should have. That means you are about to get more than a fucking from my 9 inch strap-on. It means I am also going to flog you till you’re crying like the bitch boy you are.

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Written By: Delaney

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You could never get a woman like me. That’s why you are there and I am here, laughing at what a weak dick loser you are. You’ve been admiring my gorgeous body for awhile now but a pathetic soul like you, wouldn’t have a clue to know what to do with a body like mine. You would pull out your tiny penis and give it a little rub and squirt all over yourself. Do me and everyone else a favor and don’t even bother to get it out. You are no good to anyone, just keep it in your pants while I humiliate you for even trying.

Look at me, look at me hard and good. Do you think a woman of my stamina would have anything to do with a cock under 8 inches?

You will never measure up, loser!

Written By: Christine

   Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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I have been asked so many times if size matters. I say “no” but that is assuming it isn’t a wee little 3 inches of empty pants. I have never been with a man smaller than 7 inches and well, 3 inches is a clit! Can you imagine being with a new man reaching into his pants, wet and ready to fuck only to find 3 inches? I wouldn’t be able to decide right then if I am disappointed or find his lack of a real dick hysterical.

Ah, but once I see how little a man can be he has only one use for me, and that is to be my little sissy bitch. I gather my friends because some humiliation is most definitely in order. I mean, he can’t even stroke it like a real man can, it is just too fucking little. What is the best thing to do when you realize you’re ridiculously small?

Call Lady Rayne for the only thing a wee little dick needs, some cruel humiliation.

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Written By:  Lady Rayne

I know you love tease and denial phone sex as much as I do. It makes my pussy gush knowing I’m in control. 

It all started with my step-brother. I use to tease and deny him when we were young kids. Nothing has changed much but I make him jerk it in front of me more often for my amusement. I always love a good laugh. I give him strict  jerk off instructions and I sit back and watch him drool over by body while he pumps his pathetic dick for me. I’m sure he would hate for me to open my cute little mouth and let the entire world know what a fucking pervert he is.

 I take him right to the edge over and over then make him stop. I listen to him beg and whimper to please give him the release that he so desperately needs. I’ll let him cum one day, but for now; I get so much pleasure just being in control of his orgasms. 

 

Written By: Princess Paris

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