Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

 Prepare yourself for me. Put on your pretty little pink panties. Get down on your knees and crawl over to me.  

Submit!

Show me complete devotion to me.

Stare at my ass. Let me hear you say how much you adore my ass.  Now prove your devotion.

Worship my ass.

 Pull those cheeks apart with your fingers. Lick around the rim. Get my little asshole nice and wet and slip your tongue into my ass.

Rub your little dick against your pink panties. Keep licking my ass until you cum into your little panties, my pathetic little bitch!

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Written By: Lexi

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I know you want me, loser… and guess what? You can’t have me! I only go for real men with huge dicks, not pathetic fucks like you.

I’m that hot, sassy princess you can never have. The only thing you get out of me is giggles and verbal abuse, maybe an occasional strap-on fuck if you’re a sissy faggot.

I had this total loser call me me the other day. He thought I would enjoy a picture of his small pencil dick. Ha, ha! He was all proud of his cock until I put him in his place. I told him I would never fuck him, even if he was the last guy on earth. He didn’t realize how pathetic  he really was until I set him straight. Now he knows his cock is worthless to me and he can’t cum without permission.

Call me, stupid. Get ready to serve and spoil your princess.

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Written By: Princess Paris

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I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

Written By: Chloe

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Yes you, I am talking to you pathetic loser. I didn’t say you could look at me. Keep your eyes down looking at the floor. Did I hurt your sensitive little man feelings?

When I invited you over, did you really think it was to fuck me. HA! You wouldn’t even know what to do with such a tiny useless thing between your legs?

There is nothing you have for me, not even your wallet. I looked, and it is a joke. Every card you have is maxed, so the only course of action is to pimp you out. I want you to put on what I purchased for you. It is time you did something to please me and sucking cock will be one of those things.

Excuse me? Did you say you refuse to suck cock? I think a hard kick in your tiny little balls with fix that and teach you to never tell me no.

I am a Goddess and you are a pathetic loser. I own you now and you are here for entertainment and my bank account.

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Written By: Christine

You have been watching me for months now. When I cross my legs you stare eagerly hoping for a glance at my creamy thighs and beautiful pussy. When I lean forward, you hope for a glance at my nipples. Do you think I haven’t noticed? Now it’s time for payback!

Hand over your wallet now!  Really, just one MasterCard? I know better than that by the car you are driving and the house you live in. Yes, I know it all!

  Empty your pockets or I will scream so loud the windows will break. That is much better. Now count them slowly, and as you do tell me the balance on each card. Stop staring at me and speak without stuttering.

These $100 bills will do very nicely. You look like you’re about to cry, but yet your useless, pathetic dick is as hard as a rock. Interesting!  

You may stroke it while signing over your car and your house to me. You do have two hands, don’t you? Oh look what has happened. The thought of draining your finances has made my sweet, creamy pussy very wet. I love money and taking it from losers like you.

Just one more thing before you leave, get a second job because you’ll be needing one to fill your daily Phoenix addiction.

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Written By: Phoenix

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  It’s almost that day again. What-fucking-ever.  I wonder if men will ever understand that giving me their heart means something else to me. My dark little heart loves collecting hearts, just not how you would imagine.

We go out to an amazing dinner. I tell you I want us both to be totally sober for tonight, so no booze. I need your heart pure and clean. I tease you, flirt with you, even take your hand. You pay the check, and we go to a hotel room. You are surprised I picked such a dark, old, sort of scary hotel. I explain that it’s the perfect atmosphere for our first time. At this point, you would do anything for me, and trust me you fucking will.

    The room is dimly lit, with black candles set up in a pentagram shape. You lay in the middle, and I cut off your clothes. You won’t be needing them now.

You hear rather odd music. You don’t care, you just want to touch, kiss and fuck me. You look around the room and see shadows. I hand you a little pill. I tell you it will enhance our fucking. I straddle over you in a big, shiny knife in my hand. The pill is making you see and feel things more intense. Maybe too intense for you. 

I am kissing you and biting you. As I trace the knife around your heart, you hear chanting. You think it’s the pill. Maybe I gave you some LSD.  Another form is hovering over you. You wonder if I set up a threesome with another hot ass chick. You wonder if you can even keep a hard-on. You feel something, like a sharp pain, maybe a sting of some sort. We both hold your heart in our hands. 

Happy Valentines Day Losers

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

I caught you going through my lingerie and toys. You are an old friends dad, and you invited me to stay a few days while my loft is being painted. I happily accepted, and was excited at the thought of your exercise room and indoor pool. You always perved on me when I was younger, but I knew now I wasn’t exactly your style. I remember all the extra cash I made from you helping you with your proclivity for young girls. Now, here you are with my panties on, and my vibe shoved up your ass. Interesting. 

            You look up at me, and try to come up with excuses. I don’t think there is any possible excuse. I don’t threaten to expose you, instead I join you.  I grab your phone to see what other info I can come up with on you. There it is!  Young ones dressed in latex with floggers and strap-ons.  You beg me to keep this one a secret. You would be ruined. 

I make a few calls, and 5 of them join us. You are begging, sweating, and crying. You are on your knees sucking their cute girl cocks. You beg them to take you and fuck you. Your eyes are glazed over, you’re drooling, and look quite insane.  They make you lay on the bed with your legs over your head. The video equipment is set up. I plan on ruining your life. 

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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I often get asked if forced intoxication is really a thing. Yes, it so fucking is a thing. Of course once you have had a few, there is so many other things I will force you to do. Looking at my amazing body alone will make you mine. Once I have you, I will never let you go till I am tired of your ass. 

It begins so innocently. You call me, and ask about forced intox. You enjoy drinking so you wonder how this could ever be a problem. We begin with a few shots here and there. You’re beginning to feel it, and try to punk out on me. Are you a man? Men see things through. You promise me a huge tip if you can stop drinking. I will take that tip, and you will drink another shot. 

I am getting so fucking bored now. I have an idea! Let’s dress you up like a little bitch. My, aren’t you so fucking pretty in pink. Now you’re all dressed up, drunk and horny with no place to go. Such a fucking shame.

I have another idea, but you must tip me first. Call an Uber, go to the nearest bar, and pick up a man. You say you can’t do that, you only like girls. You do want to make me happy? Thirty minutes later, the idea is beginning to appeal to you. You have never sucked a cock before. The more you think about it, the more aroused you get, especially since you can say I made you do it!  LOSER!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Your stimulus deposit has hit your account, and now is the time to pay up, loser! Let me make one thing clear to you- YOUR MONEY IS MINE! If you didn’t get a stimulus check because you make to much money, you’re obviously holding out on me and you’ll be financially raped more severely. Don’t think for one second a typical money raping call will get you off the hook. I want it all!

I know you get a pay-boner every time I demand more money from you. It’s not like you’re not getting anything out of it, your little pathetic pencil dick gets erect when I laugh and wallet rape you.

You and I both know your life has zero meaning unless I am dominating you. A hot girl like me would never be caught dead with a loser like you. My time is valuable and have way better things to do than talk to you, so you better make every financial tribute worth it to me.

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Written By: Phoenix

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        Welcome to my office. I am told I need to fix a little problem of yours. Please disrobe, and hop up on my table. Why know, it isn’t really sanitary. I just fucked my 

girlfriend on the table. You don’t mind, do you?

I can see the problem here. It seems that thing of yours is quite useless. No man can ever not get hard while they look at me. Now then there is you. I can see why your wife is suggesting we remove that limp piece of flesh. Shame really, it seems to be quite large, just not in working order. 

You ask me if I will use anything to deaden your pain. I explain that is is not up to me, but to the doctor. Ah, you thought I was doing the procedure. It’s the person who really deserves to cut that worthless thing off.  You see your wife, and she looks happier than you have ever made her. You beg to be able to cum one last time before we rid you off your cock and balls. I tease you and show you my gorgeous tits. Still nothing from you. 

    She is shaking a bit, you see your reflection on the scalpel blade. You hope it’s quick. It isn’t. When she is done, she has a request. She wants us to fuck over your bloody, useless body. Sounds like bloody fucking fun to Nurse Malaya.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx

What the fuck is that between your legs? You must be suffering from SDS (small dick syndrome.) I say suffering because no woman would want you…EVER! You’re a lost cause, not unless you got a penis enlargement, and I know a loser like you wouldn’t do that. Your only satisfaction in life is hot girls like me humiliating and degrading you. Women want to be pleasured by a huge cock. They want to be stuffed and stretched to the fullest. This is something you know nothing about other than watching porn. Sadly, you’ve never been able to pleasure any woman in your pathetic life.

Your little pecker is good for one thing and one thing only – amusement! When I’m having a bad day, I will look at your picture and laugh my ass off. I will think how could anyone be this pathetic? You want to know how much of a loser you really are? When you send me a dick pic, I have to enlarge the picture with my fingers on my cell, even then I can’t see much!

If you’re in need of some hardcore humiliation, call me. I will destroy any piece of manhood you have left.

Written By: Devon

Yesterday was the birthday of my best friend from school’s dad. I have teased the fuck out of that man my whole life. The things I have made him do were unreal. Guess who paid for my shiny red Porsche?

I wanted to do something special for his birthday. Since he was always the one in restraints, I figured a change would be exciting. My friend knew nothing about the gifts, money and blackmail. 

I sent him an email inviting him to my condo. I explained that I wanted to make it up to him now that I am older and not such a tease. I made a pitcher of his favorite Dirty Martinis and I had lots of party favors. I asked him to take a picture for later. He stripped down in record time, and began to do all the dirty things that he has always wanted to do with me. I let him lick my gushing pussy, and then he got his big surprise. I let myself out of the restraints, so fucking easy. Then I tossed his clothes out my window. My boyfriend came out of the closet and the fun began!

Cum now, you certainly didn’t think I was going sub on you, did you? 

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Written By: Harley

I went out with a guy recently and things got hot and heavy pretty quick. We were getting undressed when I couldn’t help but notice the lack of a bulge in his boxers. He pulled them down and I was shocked at what I saw. A tiny little useless cock. Now, I’m no size queen but there was no way I was going to get any kind of pleasure from that thing. He was begging me to put it inside, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at him. I told him I had a better idea and if he was a good boy, I would let him cum with me. He agreed and his eyes got big and round when he saw the pretty panties I laid out for him. Despite how tiny he was, it was still rock hard and I could tell he wanted a release. He slipped the panties on (which housed his petite package a lot better). I rubbed his little dick through the silk and he came in 3 strokes. He was embarrassed, but I was excited. The possibilities are endless with a good panty boy!

Written By: Noelle

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Summer is here losers! What do you fuckers have planned? It has been way to long since we went hunting, and I am so ready for some deviant fun. The tiny birds are in their summer clothes and that makes you lose your mind. You’ve been a good boy and stayed away from me, but then that makes me bored. Maybe I should go hunting on my own, take tons of pictures and then tease the fuck out of you.
There is always the possibility you have lost your urge for the little ones. Doubtful! Let’s just say you have, but you’re still a submissive bitch who worships my beautiful ass. No worries then bitch. I do love bondage, cuckolding, extreme role play, and forced rape fantasies. Let’s just say I am a one stop goth chick. Even I do have my fucking limits! No fucking vanilla calls.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I know you are scared to call me. You’re afraid of what I will do with all the photos I make you send me. The thought of me potentially posting them on social media to show everyone what a loser you are scares the shit out of you.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: you have a good reason to be terrified of me! I will blackmail you into submission. I will make sure you are degraded, humiliated and wallet raped to the fullest. When I feel I’ve done everything in my power to ruin you, I will toss you out like the garbage you are.

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Written By: Phoenix

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You are looking at my pictures, bio, blogs and wondering yet again if I would give you the time of day. I only like certain types of men. I understand how the deviant mind works and I fucking embrace it. Do you think you might be fucked up enough in the head to cum play with me? You have these thoughts, sick and twisted, and you don’t think anyone will understand you. That is why you keep coming back to my page and wondering.

Stop being such a fucking pussy. Are you shy, never done this before? I have many, many times and nothing excites me more than a man who can keep up with me.

I was coming home after a late night , and the little ones were just going to school. I saw one for you, perfect in her innocence. I know you’re a P-daddy. The little birds drive you insane. Let’s plot, lets pick one out, and let’s destroy her little world.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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I know that you want to fuck me but anything under 7 inches isn’t allowed inside of me. You aren’t even close, but your begging did amuse me.

I decided that I would allow you to cum, but only after you amused me just a little bit more. I put some clothes pins and attached it to a string all over your cock and balls. I told you I would at least allow you to taste my pussy if you were a good boy. You asked what I meant and that’s when I quickly tugged at the string and all the clothes pins pulled away. You screamed… but I allowed you a taste of my sweet pussy.

You kept begging me to put it inside. I laughed. I was almost insulted. I tied a weight to your balls and told you to jack your teeny dick while I play with my pussy for you. You made little sissy noises as you came all over your fingers. You should be glad that I even allowed you to have that!

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Written By: Ginger

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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 My best friend’s dad tried to end our rather odd but profitable relationship last night. I was dressed to party a bit, restrain him and take what I want, but he argued. He kept telling me he really had to leave and his wife would be worried. Maybe he should have thought about her before he started our affair. I laughed at him reminding him of the time I tossed his clothes out the window so he had to leave naked.

He began to beg more, but the sounds were muffled by my wet pussy on his face. As I shouted out commands, I told him how this whole thing could get a very cold turn. I could show his wife and daughter all the videos I have taken over the years. 

After I came on his face, I went for the credit cards and began shopping. Baby it might be cold outside, but not as cold as me when I don’t get what I demand!  Best of holidays from your party girl Harley.

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Written By: Harley