Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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Repeat after me: Phoenix makes the rules!

I’m the one in charge. I don’t care if you’re some big shot. When you call me, I will break you. You might be the boss to other people but not to me. You will obey my every commands. If you chose to not follow my rules, there’s consequences. I’m sure the people closest to you would really be shocked to know that you pay a Financial Domme to call you a pathetic loser.

The real question is; are you even deserving to pay tribute to me? If it’s your first time calling me, I will have to assess you and see if you’re even worthy enough to be my money slave. There’s millions of losers in this world, I just need to know how pathetic you really are. Once the assessment has been made by me, I will tell you the rules. If you don’t obey, you will pay, and ultimately; I will ruin you.

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Written By: Phoenix

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No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. I said CUM FEE not CUM FREE!

PAY UP you little dick fag!  Every pathetic loser knows they don’t cum with me on the phone and if they do, there’s a Cum Fee. Nothing is free with me, not even your jizz. I even charge for your pre-cum and I always know when your pencil dick is just starting to spit a drop.

My voice is hypnotic and highly addictive so losers naturally start stroking as soon as I speak. Nothing gets past me! I can hear your heaving breathing, not being able to hold a conversation and I can also hear the lotion on your tiny clit. I know it all!

Once your droplet comes out of your micro-penis, CHA CHING! You should feel privileged I am even letting you cum with me on the phone when I have so much better things to do with my time.

Are you ready to pay your CUM FEE?

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Written By: Phoenix

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Look at this body. I love showing it off and my body always gets me what I want. I have many admires that would do anything to get more of me. My body worship calls are the best because I give them the privilege to admire my body and pay me for doing so.

I love hearing how badly you want to lick every inch of my gorgeous body. You will start at the ground (where you belong) and lick my heels. You will move up to my toes and then massage my beautiful, pedicured feet. If I feel you’ve done a good job, I will give you permission to proceed further. Most unworthy losers stay strictly at my soles.

 I know you will never fuck someone like me so that’s why you have to pay to worship. I will ruin you for all other women because they’re not as hot as me and simply don’t have the power or control I have over you. You have finally figured out that I am an addicting drug that you always need to have on a daily basis.

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Written By: Phoenix

Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733

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 Email: phoenixwillruinyou@aol.com