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What the fuck is that between your legs? You must be suffering from SDS (small dick syndrome.) I say suffering because no woman would want you…EVER! You’re a lost cause, not unless you got a penis enlargement, and I know a loser like you wouldn’t do that. Your only satisfaction in life is hot girls like me humiliating and degrading you. Women want to be pleasured by a huge cock. They want to be stuffed and stretched to the fullest. This is something you know nothing about other than watching porn. Sadly, you’ve never been able to pleasure any woman in your pathetic life.

Your little pecker is good for one thing and one thing only – amusement! When I’m having a bad day, I will look at your picture and laugh my ass off. I will think how could anyone be this pathetic? You want to know how much of a loser you really are? When you send me a dick pic, I have to enlarge the picture with my fingers on my cell, even then I can’t see much!

If you’re in need of some hardcore humiliation, call me. I will destroy any piece of manhood you have left.

Written By: Devon

I am such a brat! I have a new toy to tell you about him. His name is Johnny from England. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I laughed so hard that I peed a little bit into my panties.

I made Johnny my submissive money, toilet slave! I did the most humiliating thing ever!

I am so naughty and playful. I forced Johnny into the bathroom. He had to lift my short skirt and pull my panties down with his teeth. I sat on his face. First, his nose was buried in my ass, then his tongue. I gave him a BIG mouthful, so much that I filled his mouth and throat. He begged for mercy. I made him OINK like a pig for me!

Once his mouth was good and full, I took over his phone and made him give me lots of his money. I held his nostrils closed. He had to move money from his account to mine. The more money he gave me, the more I a laughed at him.

I turned Johnny from England into my little money piggy today. I love humiliating older men! I am such a brat!

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Written By: Lucie

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix

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I make you take humiliating pics of yourself and your tiny, little dick. I threaten to post them to every hot babe I know if you disobey me. You are childlike and you’re like a naughty little boy who likes to test his boundaries and his limits with his mommy. Well, I crack the whip. I tie you up. I tickle your balls. I run my long nails over your balls. I punish you for being naughty.

I make you give me your Amazon account, and I have panties delivered to your house. Of course, I make you spend the extra money for next day shipping when you argue about the color. I monitor the order and make you call me when I know the panties have arrived. I make you try them on and send me pics. I have quite a panty boy collection of you.

You are extremely humiliated. You get so nervous knowing that I have all this information on you. I know where you work, I know the name of the cute neighbor lady who you lust after, I know the name of your favorite bartender, and I know how little your dick is. I know your weakness. I know a million and one ways to humiliate you and ruin you. You are my bitch. You are pathetic, and you deserve this.  You are so pathetic that humiliation makes you hot and horny.

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Written By: Mistress KoKo

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I feel as though you have misinterpreted my brief moment of kindness. Snapping her little neck was an act of mercy that you will never experience. Her tiny little body was used, abused, bleeding and worthless once we were finished. My pale hands around her neck, then tossing her out to feed the pigs took care of a two-fold problem. Did it not? I do love it out at my deceased lovers farm. Total privacy, and lovely gross ways to dispose of remains. My high has worn off, we have no pretty play things, and I am bored as fuck.

I will give you a choice loser. Go hunt for me, or I will amuse myself by shredding your flesh with my flogger. I see, you have chosen severe pain from your Goddess. Amazing, one lash and you’re whining like a bitch. Maybe I should toss you alive to the hungry pigs for wasting my fucking precious time. You have changed your mind? Good, I much rather flog tender, young flesh.

Bring her to me. I want a tiny single digit babe with long blonde hair. No sign of tits, body hair or any sign she might be too old for our play. Off with you now, and don’t forget the party favors.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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You have been a very bad husband. You pimped out your wife, and stole your Mother in Law’s diamond necklace. Now it is time to pay the piper. You had no idea your mother in law was a practicing witch craft, now did you dumb ass? Karma is a bitch, so now you will be our bitch.

She found me, and now you are FUCKED. You must pay her back for that necklace, but at the same time you must make financial amends with her daughter, your ex wife. You barely make enough to pay your bills. So what is fucking next then?

You could try to run, but you are bound to us and there is no escape. Think on it awhile, the answer to your problems is your two fuck holes. Yes, loser you’re going to see what it is like to be pimped out. I am going to give you lessons on just how to suck a dick. If I am into the man, I give the hottest, sloppiest wet blowjobs. Your head would blow off with excitement. Watch me so you can learn? Hardly, you pathetic loser.

Down on your knees, and do a good job so you can get your $5.00 to give to your Mother In Law. At this rate, it will take you years to pay your debt. By the time we are done with you, you just might enjoy sucking dick and getting your ass pounded.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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My next door neighbor in my apartment building has always wanted me. He asks me out all the time and I have come up with every excuse in the book of why I can’t go. I try to avoid him if all possible but sometimes he just shows up in the elevator and then I’m stuck. He’s seems like the needy type and would do whatever I say. I need a real man.

Yesterday, I ran around all day long with so many errands. I probably walked 5 miles in my nylons and  heels. When I went into my apartment building to check my mail, there he was. I had a grueling day, and he was the last person I wanted to see.

Of course, we rode the elevator together and then it hit me! I turned to him and asked if he would like to come to my apartment. He was beyond excited. I had a devilish smile and thought I was finally going to give this loser some attention.

He sat on my couch while I poured myself a glass of wine. I sat next to him and told him exactly what I wanted from him. I explained I want him to take off my black pumps and lick my tired, sweaty feet. The poor schmuck would do anything for me so he felt honored to lick my dirty feet. I even had him lick the soles of my shoes.

I had him take off my nylons so I could put them around his head. I wanted him to be entrapped by my intoxicating foot aroma. I could tell this was really exciting to him. I also had him lick between all my sweaty toes.

I was sipping on my wine, feeling relaxed. He wanted more but I quickly put him in his place and told him he was only my foot servant and nothing more. If he was lucky enough, I might have more errands in a few days.

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Written By: Bailey