Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

You know you love it. No, not fucking me. You know your tiny cock isn’t allowed anywhere near me. You love cleaning all the cum out of my gaping holes. You know I only let real men fuck me.

What the fuck were you thinking? Get those crazy ideas out of your head. Just consider yourself lucky that I let you watch. You just stand there in the spot that I have designated for you and stroke your little dick while these big black studs fuck me. You’ve proven to be quite the little cum guzzler, so I made sure that my pussy would be nice and sloppy for you. 4 big black cocks will produce a lot of cum for you to eat up, you fucking sissy.

I know it makes your tiny cock twitch to watch them turn me into a little whore right in front of you. The one time you tried to fuck me, that was not the reaction you got was it? Hahahaha! Of course not! That inch worm in your pants couldn’t do the job. So now you’re my cum slave. I know at first you would willingly clean it all up just to be near my pussy, but now I think it’s more. You’ve turned into a full fledged jizz junkie and you’re addicted.

When you see my freshly fucked holes, your mouth starts to water because you know those cream pies are all yours. I don’t even have to command you to clean me anymore. You’re down there ready to catch every drop.

It’s your lucky day. I snuck a gang bang in on you. I’ll have cum from head to toe, inside and outside. Get ready for a feast. I bet you’re mouth is watering already.

Written By: Bambi

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My boyfriend just sat there in the room, watching me fuck his best friend. He loved it hearing me beg another man for his huge cock.

To make things a little more interesting, I made sure to scream and moan over and over to insure my boyfriends little cock had some measure of pleasure.

He is such a loser. He has got tons of money but that’s all he can offer. He loves to watch his sultry, sluty girlfriend getting fucked deeply by his bestfriend of 10 years! 

I only crave big, thick cocks and he knows that his baby dick will never satisfy me. Knowing that I have complete control over him, makes my pussy cream all over his friends dick.

When my pussy is filled completely with his cum, only then he is allowed to lick me clean. Come on my little bitch boy, you can have all the leftovers!

Written By: Bambi

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There you are, you wimp. You’ve been staring at me and my pics for awhile now and your cock is hard, but pathetic.

Get out that ruler. Look at that poor excuse for a cock. It’s barely 4 inches and you’re rock hard. You look so proud of yourself but in reality it’s pathetic.

With a wimpy small excuse for a cock you’re lucky I’m even speaking to you. I’m a Goddess who deserves a cock that will satisfy me, not a tiny pencil. If you get to be with me at all, it will be simply for my satisfaction.

Worship my big tits, cupping them and sucking my nipples. Once you’re through with that, you will get down and eat my pussy until I squirt. That’s all a small dick man like you will ever be good for.

You sit and there in hopes that your small penis will suddenly get thicker and bigger. Face it bitch, that’s as big as your cock will get, and that’s just not enough for me. The best you can hope for is watching as I find a big, strong man who can really satisfy me.

Keep begging, it won’t help but I find it flattering that you’ll jerk off your small cock as you moan and beg for my beautiful body. Your tiny penis fits between my fingers, and it’s so funny!

Just accept your place in the world and know that I expect a big, thick cock to satisfy me. You’re nothing more than a good laugh.

Written By: Phoenix

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My pussy is too good for that tiny little thing you like to call a dick. You may not think that it’s little, but it is. Other girls may have said they were satisfied with it but they were lying. It’s so sad that you were born with something so tiny and pathetic. It’s hard for me not to laugh at it. Small dicks are just so funny! 

You’ve known you whole life that you weren’t measuring up but now you would like some confirmation. When you call your Baby Britt for Small Penis Humiliation,  you’ll always get the harsh reality. I won’t spare your feelings and I won’t sugar coat anything. 

I am the one that will humiliate you just the way you need.

Written By: Baby Britt

I see you there, watching a porno, looking at my pictures and jerking off that pathetically small excuse for a cock. Porn is the only way you see any action isn’t it? That small prick of yours surely cannot satisfy a hot MILF like me. There’s hardly any meat there to play with.

If you’re married then your wife just wants your money because she sure isn’t getting what she needs from you. You and I both know that she cheats on you with big cocks that stuff her holes. After she gets fucked properly by a real man, she is now happy. She’s finally able to feel a real cock inside her, filing her up. 

 Aren’t you ashamed of yourself that you aren’t the one pleasuring her? Call me and I will tell you exactly what I think of you.

Written By: Shay

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     I met a super hot man yesterday at the Jimmy Choo boutique. I was buying some new boots to get ready for a Halloween Ball.  You can never plan too soon. He helped me pick out several to try on. They didn’t have my size in the ones I wanted and after little to no persuasion he agreed to drop them off at my home. In return, I promised nothing in return.

The boots fit perfect, and they were just my size. 

We talked a bit, drank some wine. The more we talked, the hotter he was becoming to me. I do love a handsome and intelligent man.  Clothes came off and we headed to my bedroom. Fuck, he was good looking. Perfect muscles and abs. 

I begin kissing my way down his perfect chest, licking his tummy and then there it was. or in his case wasn’t. 

I am really not a size queen.  I mean, but what the fuck am I seeing?  It looked like the tip of a Q-tip drowning in some white stuff.  Pre-cum perhaps? I truly didn’t want to hurt his feeling. I mean why would I upset someone who worked at Jimmy Choo’s.  Sadly for him, I began laughing. Not a quiet laugh, but a loud, almost hysterical laugh. 

Since my girl cock is way bigger than his cock, I figured out a way to salvage the night.

Bend over little dick bitch! 

Written By: Lady Rayne

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

Written By: Chloe

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My teen pussy is too good for that tiny, little thing you like to call a dick. You may not think that it’s little, but it is. Other girls may have said they were 

satisfied with it, but they were totally lying.

It’s so sad that you were born with something so tiny and pathetic. It’s hard for me not to laugh at it, and even share the laughter with my girlfriends. 

I’ve fucked many high school and college football players and they’re hung like a horse. Do you think I could possibly fuck you after being with them? HA, no way!

When you call me, you will get total honesty. I’m not going to fake it and tell you that your dick would pleasure me. You won’t ever hear me say that it’s nice either. I will give it to you straight up.

If you’re looking for a small dick humiliation phone sex call, then you need to not look any further. I’m the one that you want to call, and I will humiliate you just the way you need.

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Written By: Charlie

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Yes you, I am talking to you pathetic loser. I didn’t say you could look at me. Keep your eyes down looking at the floor. Did I hurt your sensitive little man feelings?

When I invited you over, did you really think it was to fuck me. HA! You wouldn’t even know what to do with such a tiny useless thing between your legs?

There is nothing you have for me, not even your wallet. I looked, and it is a joke. Every card you have is maxed, so the only course of action is to pimp you out. I want you to put on what I purchased for you. It is time you did something to please me and sucking cock will be one of those things.

Excuse me? Did you say you refuse to suck cock? I think a hard kick in your tiny little balls with fix that and teach you to never tell me no.

I am a Goddess and you are a pathetic loser. I own you now and you are here for entertainment and my bank account.

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Written By: Christine

Is it wrong to leave my boyfriend at home every night? I think not! As far as he knows, I’m hanging out with my girlfriends, shaking my ass on the dance floor. Little does he know, his little pencil dick just doesn’t do it for me. I have to admit, he does has some pretty good skills using his tongue, so I keep him around.

What I really been doing is going out and meeting up with one of my hot fucks that has a huge cock. My pathetic boyfriend has no clue that I’ve been coming home with a pussy filled with a few loads of cum.

I crawl my cum filled holes into bed, spread my legs and demand for him to eat my pussy. That little submissive loser does just what I say.

He wonders why I taste different. I tell him to deal with it and take what you can get from me.

Written By: Roxy

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You’re cute, sweet, and shy. I don’t really understand why you’re so bashful. I flirt, tempt, and seduce until I finally get you out of your pants. Oh, wow! Maybe that is why you are so shy.

Looks like you got shortchanged.

Your cock is only about half of what I was expecting. Must be so embarrassing to have such a small dick in your pants. Wow, I need a closer look. Yeah, it’s small all right, only a few inches. I’ve never seen such a small dick, well not on a grown man that is.

Your cock is a tiny little boy cock. You’re red in the face, self-conscious, humiliated, but you’re excited at the same time. Oh no worries. Little dicks need to cum too, right? Let me make sure that you and your little pencil dick have some fun. You’ll just have to put up with my grins and giggles until that little clit cums for me.

 

Written By: Bree

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I’ve never considered myself much of a size queen, but I saw a cock the other day that almost made me sick to my stomach!

He whipped it out and expected me to give him a blow job. I laughed in his face. There wasn’t even enough there to blow. It hurt his feelings, but I didn’t care. That “dick” was a fucking joke! I told him that I wasn’t sucking his, but he could definitely suck mine.

I went to my closet and pulled out my strap-on. I told him if he did a good job, he might get sex after all. He hit his knees quick and started slurping on that dildo like his life depended on it. I could tell that this wasn’t his first time and told him he gave a blow job like a pro. That little thing between his legs started twitching.

When I was satisfied by what he did, I told him it was time for sex. He stood up and I told him he could get right back on his knees on the bed. I was fucking HIM. He put up a little bit of a fight, but I knew the thought of this big rubber cock fucking his ass was exciting to him. I slid it in and started pounding him as hard as I could. Little drops of cum starting leaking out of his baby dick.

After I finished him off, I made it clear that he would never fuck me, but I would certainly be fucking him again!

Written By: Noelle

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 I know you like being dressed up all pretty in my panties. You like having your face made up with Miss Angie’s bright red lipstick all over your sexy mouth.

You  pretend to be such a strong man in public but you know how twisted your fetish really is. Watching you dress up just for me makes me keep all your dirty little secrets. But, we both know the only way for you to get that little cock hard is to be a sissy panty boy, doing everything Miss Angie asks of you!

I pull your pretty panties to the side and you take my big strap-on deep inside your man pussy. As much as I love fucking your sissy holes, it’s time for you to take the real thing. I know how much you secretly desire my lovers cocks, and now it’s your turn.

Written By: Miss Angie
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That cock of yours is horribly small compared to other cocks that I have had. You are quite tiny in comparison. Having a small cock is not very manly. It’s a huge turn off for a hot girl like me, but you are VERY entertaining in other ways.

I am just being honest here: tiny, small, pathetic, and disappointing are words that come to mind when you talk about your little dick.

Wow, you would never be able to take me from behind and fuck me with that tiny thing. Your cock would slip out and you would never hit in a million years my G-spot. You simply are not big enough to pleasure me like a real man with a real cock.

You are good for teasing and humiliating. My hot friends and I will put you on display for our amusement. We can always use a good laugh.

 

 

Written By: Bree

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I don’t sugar coat anything! I will tell you exactly what I think of you with no holds barred.

Many stupid twits have listed that they specialize in humiliation. That makes me laugh! They tell you that you’re a loser and call it a day. They really don’t know the art of belittling you, and making you feel like the dog shit that you are under my stiletto heels.

I’ve always been cruel ever since I was young. I was the biggest bitch in high school and guess what? I always got what I wanted. I dated all the hot football guys, and when I was done with them, I let the cheerleaders have my sloppy seconds.

Don’t even get me started on all those men that entered in my life that had small peckers. They left as soon as they came. Of course, I always make sure to tell them what a small dick worthless piece of shit they are when I kick them to the curb.

Written By: Christine

Your stimulus deposit has hit your account, and now is the time to pay up, loser! Let me make one thing clear to you- YOUR MONEY IS MINE! If you didn’t get a stimulus check because you make to much money, you’re obviously holding out on me and you’ll be financially raped more severely. Don’t think for one second a typical money raping call will get you off the hook. I want it all!

I know you get a pay-boner every time I demand more money from you. It’s not like you’re not getting anything out of it, your little pathetic pencil dick gets erect when I laugh and wallet rape you.

You and I both know your life has zero meaning unless I am dominating you. A hot girl like me would never be caught dead with a loser like you. My time is valuable and have way better things to do than talk to you, so you better make every financial tribute worth it to me.

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Written By: Phoenix

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I know that we’ve all been stuck in a lot lately and we’re all a little sexually frustrated, but let me make something clear. Just because I’ve been missing cock does not mean that I’m going to settle for just anything.

A lot of you horny men have been flooding my inbox with tiny dick pics and they aren’t useful for anything but a good laugh. I’ll never be that desperate. Ever! Some of you “men”, and I say that loosely, are lucky that I don’t post your baby cocks for the entire world to see. They’re pathetic and so are all of you, but I think you know that already. I would be more than happy to give you all the reasons your cock will never be anywhere around me if you decide to call. I am a true size queen and those little pricks don’t impress me. If it’s not a big, thick 10 inches, I don’t want it. Ever.

Written By: Bambi

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     Today was such a lazy day for my girlfriend and I. We had breakfast in bed, took a long sexy soak in the tub, and had a long nap. When we woke up, we wanted to go out and have some fun for the night. Thank the stars that I knew of several private clubs still open. I went with a little black dress and she went with red. It didn’t take us long to get ready as we shared a bottle of La Fee.

The club was close and it was a lovely night so we strolled hand in hand. We heard the typical cat calls, which always amuses me. She suggested we skip the club and take one of the men home with us to teach him a lesson. I do love how she thinks. 

He was very hot and full of himself. We get to my loft and we all have some drinks and get acquainted. He kept mentioning over and over how he knows that girls like us as very kinky and will do things no one else will. I smile and hand him another shot. After noticing just what he didn’t have in his pants, we go in my huge toy closet to prepare. We strip down, and both of us put on very big strap-ons. He laughs a bit and asks if we plan to use them on each other.  Of course  we do, but much later. When I explain they’re for him, he looks angry and goes to leave. 

Sadly for him, the drinks have made him dizzy. He wakes up restrained to my bed. We tease him without mercy about his tiny little dick. It’s sort of a cruel joke played on him by nature. He begins to beg, cry, and even scream for help. Such an amusing man! She began to fuck his face, while I pounded his ass. Can you imagine, he came all over himself making a mess of things. Without being told, he cleaned up his mess after we freed his hands. I feel it is up to the Mistress to tell a man what he wants, whether he likes it or not. 

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Written By: Lady Rayne

What the fuck is that between your legs? You must be suffering from SDS (small dick syndrome.) I say suffering because no woman would want you…EVER! You’re a lost cause, not unless you got a penis enlargement, and I know a loser like you wouldn’t do that. Your only satisfaction in life is hot girls like me humiliating and degrading you. Women want to be pleasured by a huge cock. They want to be stuffed and stretched to the fullest. This is something you know nothing about other than watching porn. Sadly, you’ve never been able to pleasure any woman in your pathetic life.

Your little pecker is good for one thing and one thing only – amusement! When I’m having a bad day, I will look at your picture and laugh my ass off. I will think how could anyone be this pathetic? You want to know how much of a loser you really are? When you send me a dick pic, I have to enlarge the picture with my fingers on my cell, even then I can’t see much!

If you’re in need of some hardcore humiliation, call me. I will destroy any piece of manhood you have left.

Written By: Devon