Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

I was working my part time job at Victoria Secrets. It has been crazy due to our big sale, but it is always so much fun helping the panty boys buy new lingerie.

Yesterday there was a “manly” looking man in the store, but he didn’t fool me.  I knew he was a sissy. He asked where the Body by Victoria thong panties are located. He wanted pink.  He said that the panties were for his wife, but I didn’t believe him.  I knew the panties were for him. I can always tell. It has to do with the guy’s body language. When a panty boy gets close to panties, there is a twinkle in his eyes. His skin is flushed.  He is imagining the soft and silky panties touching his cock and balls.

While I was ringing up the pink thong, I invited him to the storeroom to see the new panties that had just arrived. He got very excited and graciously accepted my offer. I took him in the back, confronted him about being a panty boy, and made me admit that he is a panty wearer. I made him strip, and the other girls and I got him all dolled up! Panties, matching bra, black thigh highs! We put lipstick on his lips. I pulled out my dildo from my purse and made him suck it. Then the girls and I took turns calling him names, teasing about being a panty boy and fucking his “pussy” with that wet dildo. It was so funny when we made him cum in his new panties. He was so humiliated and embarrassed, but I can’t stop laughing or sharing this story with all my girlfriends. 

There is this hot trainer at my gym that I’ve been seeing for a couple months. We always flirt with each other and he finally asked me to dinner. I was super stoked and went shopping to find the hottest dress. I wanted to look my best because I already knew he was getting laid before the night was over. Three days a week I can’t help but notice his huge bulge in his shorts, it turns me on so much. I know he’s pretty big and I have masturbated a few times thinking about fucking his huge cock.

I met him at the restaurant he chose and things were going really well. He was very charming and we just clicked right away. We had a few drinks after dinner and then he invited me back to his place for a movie. I already knew we weren’t going to be watching much of the movie.

When we got to his house, he got me a glass of wine and we started making out on his couch. He was touching my tits and ran his hand between my thighs and started to rub my pussy. I ran my hand down is torso and grabbed his cock. Where the fuck is it? I moved my hand around and couldn’t feel it? I know he has a big dick, I mean, I see it all the time but where is it? He asked me to take off my dress but I was wanting to figure this out so I got down on my knees and went between his legs. I slid off his pants and boxers and there it was or wasn’t I should say. 4 inches!!! What happened here? I am so confused? This couldn’t be, I see him 3 times a week and he’s always packing. Unless…. No? Oh my god, that fucker! He must stuff his shorts!!!!

He looked at me and smiled and told me he couldn’t wait to fuck me. I looked up at him with the biggest disappointment on my face and said no thank you, I would rather finger myself. I walked out of his house horny and now realizing I am going to have to switch gyms. Not happy!

I have a funny share with you. I have already shared this story with ALL of my girlfriends, and I know that they are telling all of their friends. It was freaking funny for me, but shamefully humiliating for this guy that I almost sort of had sex with. Here’s what happened.  I was a bridesmaid in a wedding. Usually, a wedding is a great opportunity for a very hot hookup with a groomsman. The weekend started off great. I got paired up with this guy. My first impression was that he was a very polite gentleman. Thought he was very sweet, kind of cute, kind of shy. My plan was to seduce the pants right off of him.

At the rehearsal dinner, I was seated next to him. I put my hand on his leg and squeezed. He was not used to girls being so forward. I was having so much fun. I knew by the way he blushed and the expression on his face that he was hard.  After the dinner, the bridal party hung out in the hotel bar until it closed. We were short of chairs at the table, so I was sitting on his lap.  I knew I was driving him crazy. I whispered in his ear that my panties were getting wet and I hope that he didn’t mind.  He was just speechless and swallowed hard. Oh my, this guy is really shy! This is going to be so much fun! At the end of the night,  I invited myself to his room.

We sat on the bed and kissed. He was not the best kisser, but I was determined to make him a better kisser and a better lover by the end of the night. He was awkward and shy, but I took off his shirt, and I took off my dress. I kissed all over him. He was very tense and nervous. I took off his pants. Oh, My! What a fucking bitter disappointment.  He was hard but tiny, only three to four inches. Well, that is bad enough, but here is the really humiliating thing that happened to him.  As I was taking off my bra and panties, this FUCKING LOSER came in his own underwear. Not only did he have a tiny dick, but he was a premature ejaculator. I took a picture of him with my phone, laughed in his face, threw his clothes at him, put my dress on, stormed out of the room, and went back to the bar.  The handsome bartender told me that the bar was closed. Yes, but that means you are done for the night, and I ended up taking him to my room so I could get the hot hookup that my sexy body was craving.

I shared the story with all the ladies at the wedding. We all had a good laugh about the poor tiny little pathetic groomsmen. I ended up hooking up with the bartender again after the wedding. He was a very talented lover with a very thick cock who could fuck me all night long.

Bratty Bree 

You know what I love more than getting my pussy pounded? Watching you take a BBC. We both know you’re pathetic, and certainly can’t please a real woman like me! That’s why you like to watch a REAL man have his way with me, filling up all my sweet holes with his hot, creamy cum. I watch you stoke your stiff cock, as you see him fill me up. We both laugh at you, as he moves me into different positions, and takes me from behind, moaning and groaning as his cum and mine intermix. Tired, he rolls off onto his side to rest, and that’s when I beckon you, my cleanup boy, to come forth. You clean up the thick, creamy goo from inside me, and then move on to that BBC and start licking it clean….don’t get too comfy, you know we’re going to get back into it, and you’ll have to clean me up again!

Your Goddess, Hanna

One of my sissy bitch boys came over today to play dress up, he’s addicted to me. He was wearing his regular clothes when he got here so I quickly ordered him to strip naked for my girlfriend and I. He blushed like a little bitch as usual. His pathetic little dick got so hard when my girlfriend and I laughed at him. He knows his little sissy clit could never please us. We put him in slutty whore panties and spanked him until his sissy ass was sore.

My sissy boys know who’s in charge and they fucking enjoy every minute of it. My cunt gets wet teasing and humiliating a grown man.

Call the Boss for the best Sissy Phone Sex and we’ll see if you’re little clitty can handle it. Let’s start your ultimate lingerie collection now!

Wait….what did she just say? Small dicks wanted?

You know Memphis is a total size queen, so don’t let that little prick get too excited.

Here’s the deal- when I’m in a funk, I need a small dick to make me laugh. It’s a guarantee every time to put a smile on my face. I think: thank fucking god I’m not the poor wife/girlfriend that has that pencil dick for the rest of my life.

I have had guys who are interested in me and we start sexting and he sends over a dick pic to me. If I have to enlarge the pic to see it, there’s a problem! I get such a good laugh to think this poor fucker thinks he has a chance with me.

I send his pathetic pic to my friends in a group chat and we are all dying laughing. I feel guilty keeping something so funny all to myself.

If you want to be humiliated by the Queen, go ahead and send me your dick and I’ll see how you measure up.

Written By: Memphis

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Looking for the tiny, little itty bitty small penis boys to dress-up and summit to all my orders!! It’s not my fault that you have a tiny little dick that needs to be kicked.

If you’re reading this you must get ready to OBEY- sell your car and ride a bike. Max out all your credit cards for me, turn over your life savings, cash out your 401K and give your life to me. I will make all of your decisions for you. If you beg, I’ll allow you to masturbate and be prepared to pay a cum fee.  I could really care less if you cum or not it’s about me, nothing is about your loser small penis. So stupid dumb ass, it’s time to open your wallet and call the real boss!

Written By: Christine