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              You couldn’t sleep at all last night. You tossed and turned. You were cold, then you were sweating. Normally you sleep like a baby, but something has been causing you to be extremely fitful.

      You drink some warm milk and lay down to sleep again. What the fuck? You smell perfume, sort of sickly sweet, but yet inviting. Your maid did clean, but that was hours ago. Now you hear a soft, sexy voice calling to you. Maybe your idiot friends are playing tricks on you. Halloween is the time for it. 

You pull out your phone and start surfing porn. You’ve never been into the supernatural. It has no appeal for you, but yet you’re looking at goth/vampire porn. The pale skin, the full red lips is giving your cock a mind of its own. 

You hear a tap on your window. If you weren’t so exhausted you might be amused, but all you could think of is what dicks your friends are. The tapping gets louder. Now she is in your bedroom. You can smell the perfume again. 

You surrender, you are mine!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

What is it about super nasty, taboo, twisted roleplays that makes a person so horny? I have been experimenting  sexually lately with practices that normally wouldn’t excite me. Here is the thing though, it’s with a girl that is so hot, it’s unreal.  She comes in a pair.  I affectionately named them Asswipe and Shitstain. 

I met Shitstain a few months ago.  You know at first, his fetish sort of grossed me out. I made fun of him and called him Ass. Things changed once I met Asswipe. I was willing to do anything she wanted. 

  I found the whole experience so fucking liberating. I mean your man wants anal, but you are nervous about it. If you no longer care if he gets shit on his dick, it is amazing! 

The first time, after we finished fucking, I completely cleaned his dick. I sort of knew then I was getting hooked on nasty, dirty, sloppy fucking. 

The sexy, dirty things I could tell you about those two. Call me and let’s get nasty!

Written By: Delaney

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              Here we go again, it’s almost fucking Christmas. If I had my way, I would stay home till it was all over. Scary Christmas movies, fucking, getting tipsy, fucking, and well you get the fucking picture.  Unfortunately, I have tons of obligations, gifts, and visits. Spending time with family can be tough. There is a reason you only see them once a year. 

                    How about we have some nasty fun before that? I know what’s on your mind, you perv. You’ll be seeing your hot mother in law, sexy nieces, and all the men you would love to call daddy. Can’t have you running around with a huge hard-on, or tiny worthless thing, whatever your case might be.  

My only restriction is that I don’t do vanilla. Don’t even fucking try. With me you can be as filthy, twisted, deviant, and just plain sick as you want. I fucking encourage it. 

Oh yeah, did I forget? Happy Fucking Holidays. 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

                How is a girl supposed to sleep with Halloween on Sunday?  I am so excited for this year because my parents are out of town all weekend. My friends and I have the best plans and they begin on Saturday! You can imagine why it is so hard to sleep. Maybe if I play with my little pussy and cum super hard I will be able to sleep. I love touching my tiny, tight little body. It feels so good.

Now what is going on? I hear all these party noises downstairs, but I am the only one home. I should be scared but my daddy always said I was fearless. I grab Teddy for protection and look over the balcony. Who are these people?

They’re all in the coolest Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen.  They’re dancing, laughing and they seem to really be into kissing people’s necks. Well this is pretty odd, but so exciting.  Just watching them is making my pussy wet again. Maybe if I just finger my soft, wet pussy again, I will get sleepy.  I mean, I know this is all a silly dream. There really aren’t monster’s in my house.

Hot breath on my soft neck? What… I mean who is behind me? He whispers to me how soft and pretty I am. He tells me I smell so good. I should be scared, but he sounds so hot. He rips off my baby doll nighty and begins to lick my back.  His cold, big hand is between my legs now. If this is a dream, please don’t let me wake up!

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Written By: Katie

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                    Come on, follow me! You know you fucking want to.

You’re late on your route and it’s 10 pm by the time you deliver my package. You can’t take your eyes off of me. You’re even thinking you are imaging me. It’s been a long week for you.

I invite you in and offer you a drink. Just a bottle of water is all you want. I give you your water, and a little something more. You feel a little dizzy, but excited. You have no idea what’s happening to you. Where did all the young, adorable dancing girls come from? 

As quickly as they appeared, they’re gone. I look into your eyes and ask you why you are here? You look so confused. I hand you something that looks like a contract.

The girls are back again, but this time nude. You feel like you’re losing your mind. They hiss at you to sign it, and  tell you then the real fun will begin.

You’re helpless now.

You follow us up the long staircase. Fuck, you would follow us anywhere. 

You see that you aren’t our only victim. You notice the adorable little girls aren’t exactly girls. You have never sucked a cock before. They’re walking towards you. Their cocks are so big for such tiny girl bodies. You can’t help yourself, you reach out for the flat chested little blonde. You’re shaking, you can’t, but you have too!

                         Halloween is when the evil comes out to play!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

            Oh, so you were expecting a fancy 5 star hotel and not an abandoned crack house? It sort of sucks to be that fucking dumb. The way I have it planned, they’ll never trace it back to us. You paid me for a service and I plan on doing it right. 

When you bring her to me she is passed out. Time for me to get to work. I strip her out of  her clothes and dress her in crotch-less red panties. I apply red lipstick to her mouth and nipples. She looks just like a 1970’s street whore who has had a very long night.

She begins to come out of her drug induced sleep as I hit her with another shot. She is fully awake, but a bit confused. In her state she believes she made dates with all the men waiting at the crack house door. I convince her she asked to have it all recorded so she can watch it later. What a dumb fucking cunt she is. 

The men were promised they could run a train on her for 5.00 a person. I put her legs over her head and attach a leg spreader to keep them apart. Now that ugly mouth. I knock out all her teeth and place in a mouth spreader. She looks fucking hysterical!

    I admit. I’m getting a little bored by the whole thing. I invite several more men friends and when they’re finally done, we leave the door open for any stragglers.

Written By: Poison Ivy

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        I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

Written By: Harley

But, you can having amazing sex with it! I am all about lovin, and fucking Mr. J.  He is my fucking everything! Trust me, my alone time with him is for everyone’s safety. Sometimes a girl just needs a hot, violent, and crazy fuck.

Now where is he?

I finally find him, and he is in an alley way talking shit with The Riddler.  I have needs, and have no time for boys games. I kick The Riddler in his huge balls, and he runs off like a pussy.

Mr. J suggests we go to his warehouse, but I am ready now. I want it right here in the alley. He pulls me to the ground by my pigtails. No other man would ever get away with that. Fuck, his dick is just so good. You know, some of the best moments in life you just can’t tell anyone else about. Sex with Mr. J is one of those moments.

He rips off my top, then my skirt. He grabs my thong, and rips it off. My hands are against the alley way wall, as we violently fuck. We finish and I need to run off.

Keep crazy and Kiss your Puddin”   xx Harley

Written By: Harley

  Every year women and men flock to my Easter show. It’s like nothing you could possibly imagine. A deviant mix of sex, violence, and blood. This year will be more intense than ever. People are bored and need the kind of release only Malaya can provide.

My guests begin arriving. They look elegant in their gowns and tuxedos.  Sexy girls in bunny outfits are handing out party favors. I welcome all my guest, and the lights are dimed. 

There is several crosses with girls strapped to them. I place a crown of thorns on each of their innocent heads. I press the crowns as blood trickles down their faces. My audience is getting excited now. I look out and see a few of the men have their cocks out.  How I have missed these shows. Several tiny party favors are walking about sucking cocks, licking pussy’s, and sitting on laps. 

The girls are crying, and begging to not be hurt. My guests are voting on who will be the sacrifice of the night. I invite a few of my guests on stage to rape the girls. The night is going better than I planned, and it is almost time.

They have picked a girl to be sacrificed. I bring my knife to her throat, I smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear. 

My main show is now over, but a few are invited to remain for the second part. Join me in my perverse Easter celebration.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

        Sometimes I get these urges to be very, very bad. When I get those feelings, I need a worthy accomplice. I wonder if that is you? I wonder if you can keep up with me when I am feeling extremely deviant? 

I arrive at your house to an open door and sounds of screaming. I fix myself an Absinthe and follow the sounds to your playroom. 

You’re riding hard a sweet young thing. I will admit, your hot ass looks amazing and fuckable. I watch for awhile and when I can no longer wait, I strip.

I grab the young thing by her long ponytail and grind my pussy into her face. She is quite adorable with all her screams. 

I get my strappy and bring it to your face to suck. I warn you that the only lube you will get is your spit. I am behind you now and begin to fuck you without mercy. That just makes you fuck her harder.

You ask me to do that thing to her. The thing you will never actually say out loud. My pale, small hands are now around her neck. You love how my long finger nails are piercing her skin with little droplets of blood forming. I can tell you’re about to cum inside the little bitch. I know it is time. My pale hands squeeze tighter around her neck. Her eyes role back in her head.

She is gone.

Written By: Lady Rayne

                  Last night I had the strangest and sexiest dream ever. I was super tired from a long day at a family reunion. I love hanging out with all my cousins. Every time I came inside to get a snack or a drink, I noticed my Uncles staring at me. When I would notice, they would just look away. My Uncles are sort of pervs so I didn’t think much of it. Then it got even weirder! My Grandpops were even staring at me. Then my dad and cousins got into the act. But my dad? I stopped worrying about it, had a few beers and just enjoyed the rest of the party.

My dad stayed longer at the party so one of my cousins took me home. We had a few more beers and he left. I was so ready to get cozy in my bed. I was so exhausted that my plans with my vibe and a porn just didn’t work out. There’s always the morning.

Soon I was asleep, and having odd but hot dreams. I dreamt that my cousins, uncles, and grandpops had formed a line to my bed. They all had their cocks out, and took their turns touching me, eating my pussy, and fucking me. This was so crazy, yet sensual at the same time. I don’t think I would have gotten off this hard using my favorite vibe.

                Last in line was daddy. He smiled and told me the best was saved for last. I was confused till I felt his warm, wet tongue on my rosebud pucker, I never had my ass fucked before, but I wanted daddy to take me hard. I must have cum 20 times in my sleep. I woke up and felt super sore and my sheets were wet. It was a dream, wasn’t it?

Written By: Delaney

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  It’s almost that day again. What-fucking-ever.  I wonder if men will ever understand that giving me their heart means something else to me. My dark little heart loves collecting hearts, just not how you would imagine.

We go out to an amazing dinner. I tell you I want us both to be totally sober for tonight, so no booze. I need your heart pure and clean. I tease you, flirt with you, even take your hand. You pay the check, and we go to a hotel room. You are surprised I picked such a dark, old, sort of scary hotel. I explain that it’s the perfect atmosphere for our first time. At this point, you would do anything for me, and trust me you fucking will.

    The room is dimly lit, with black candles set up in a pentagram shape. You lay in the middle, and I cut off your clothes. You won’t be needing them now.

You hear rather odd music. You don’t care, you just want to touch, kiss and fuck me. You look around the room and see shadows. I hand you a little pill. I tell you it will enhance our fucking. I straddle over you in a big, shiny knife in my hand. The pill is making you see and feel things more intense. Maybe too intense for you. 

I am kissing you and biting you. As I trace the knife around your heart, you hear chanting. You think it’s the pill. Maybe I gave you some LSD.  Another form is hovering over you. You wonder if I set up a threesome with another hot ass chick. You wonder if you can even keep a hard-on. You feel something, like a sharp pain, maybe a sting of some sort. We both hold your heart in our hands. 

Happy Valentines Day Losers

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Bless me father for I have sinned. I try to be a good person, but my deviant sex drive makes it so hard to be good.  A close friend of mine opened a little shop across from a Catholic Church. I was raised Catholic, but hadn’t been to church in ages. The Priest was young and hot. You can just imagine the thoughts in my dirty little mind. Did I imagine him looking me up and down. I had to do something to meet him and see what he was all about. Cooped up with no sex can make a man pretty twisted. My kind of man.

How exactly does one meet a Priest if they’re to selfish to volunteer and don’t go to church? They go to confession, of course.

Saturday morning I dragged myself out of a warm bed with a hot couple and went to church. I went in the confessional and spilled my guts. I told him everything from my first fuck at 12 to the couple in my bed and everything in between. He got very quiet and I could hear sighs and moans.  I got a Priest to jerk it, but I want to fuck him silly. I need for him to be talking in tongues before we’re done. 

I went into his  side of the confessional. Bless me father, for I have really sinned. I have fucking sinned more than anyone I know.  Bless you father, for now you’re about to sin in a way you can never go back to what you were.

Written By: Harley

    I  went and had a few drinks after my Burlesque show before my late night plans. This man in a Santa suit was really getting on my fucking nerves. I was feeling wicked and decided to make him my evening plans.

I invited him to have a few drinks with me and slipped something in it. He was feeling dizzy and walked out to the dark alley. My potion worked and soon, he was a slight 2 inches tall.  Poor wee man. I spiked him with my stiletto heel, picked him up and put him in my purse. He should have a blast with all the sharp implements in my leather purse.

Once at my loft, I let him lose on my floor. My cats were chasing him and I told him he better run fast if he wants to survive. The cameras were on and my friends were making bets on his survival. This really was fucking hysterical to watch. The terror in his tiny eyes was making me excited and my pussy needed some attention.

I couldn’t leave my little man alone as he might have gotten eaten or lost. I took my hot glue gun and glued him to the tip of my vibe. I think I heard him scream in pain from the hot glue. Once it cooled, I began to fuck myself. I came so fucking hard, that it drowned the wee man. I guess the only thing left to do was pee him out and flush him.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

        Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

Written By: Harley

        Over the severed limbs , beyond the moss covered wall, in the cottage of the seven dwarfs, dwells Lady Rayne, most perverted of them all. 

After paying her dues and fucking all those pesky little dwarfs, she went from a sub to a feared domina. Thankfully all those tiny fuckers had huge cocks and tongues to please me during my time as a sub. If it seems I am mixing my fairy tales, it’s my story and we’re doing it my way. 

As I kicked back enjoying an Appletini, the dwarfs kissed and licked my beautiful pale white feet. There was a knock at my door, and in burst a lovely pale thing. She saw my shiny, red apple and she fainted mumbling something about poison Appletinis. The dwarfs took her to my chambers, and carefully and slowly undressed her. What a magnificent pale, shapely body she has. I allowed the 7 men to have some fun with her before I bathed, and re-dressed her.  

She awoke to find herself with pierced nipples, and a pierced clit. She was spread eagle to my bed, and wearing a chastity device. Fuck she is magnificent! 

In walks my lovely neighbor, Maleficent. She apologizes for not knocking but she assumed I would not hear her over the dwarfs gang bang. She had a huge surprise for me, and pulled up her skirt. What a beautiful big, thick cock she has. She explained she had to do many perverted things to get it, but it was worth it. 

                            The poison in the Appletini  was strong, and she fell asleep again. The mortgage was due, and I had a plan. I invited all the men in the land to gang bang Sleeping Beauty at a cost. We joined in as we raped, molested, tortured, and took her over and over again. 

May Your Halloween be As Twisted As Lady Rayne

Written By: Lady Rayne

                       Aren’t you the lucky little fucker.  You were asked out by a fetish chick. You can’t believe your incredible luck. You have tried for years, and I always say “fuck no”.

You’re feeling pretty fucking proud of yourself. You buy new clothes, get a fleek haircut, and you ask my friends where you should take me. They tell you I love romantic kid friendly restaurants with no booze. My friends are so evil, and you’re so gullible.

                     You arrive at my house with flowers and candy. Candy? You bring me candy? You’re confused because I’m not dressed to go out. You think maybe you have the wrong night. Then you get this glimmer of hope that I’m dressed for a night in with you. What did one of your friends say? They made a joke about never going out with a hot, unusual chick on Halloween because you might end up a sacrifice. You laugh, and you’re feeling pretty happy with yourself. A hot chick, lingerie and a night in. That has to mean sex. You’re now strutting around and feeling super proud.

          We go into a dark room lite with black candles.  There’s plastic on the hardwood floor. I tell you it’s for when I do body painting. You’re intrigued when I demand you strip. You wonder if I’m going to paint you, fuck you or both. You mention that my painting supplies look dangerous. You nervously laugh. I shed my clothes. With my painting tool in my hand, I mount you.  You can’t believe this. No foreplay? Just hot, wild fucking? My eyes go wild, they’re red and glowing. You see I am holding a knife, not a painting tool. Your heart is beating so fast, you feel my hot cunt grab your cock as I cum.  The blade is sharp, cold and scary. You assume it’s a Halloween joke. I slash your throat, and bathe in your hot, deep red blood.

          If a hot fetish chick asks you out on Halloween, you can be sure you’re a blood sacrifice. Happy Murder Day.

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

           With so many fun activities canceled, I decided to make a romantic, quiet dinner for my boyfriend and I. I wore sexy lingerie, dimmed the lights, and lighted the candles. I popped in a Rihanna CD and got ready for my date.

He arrived later than I planned. I could smell perfume on him. He rushed in explaining that he had to handle a few things for his mother. I just bet he did and I wish I was invited along. 

He was starved and wanted to sit down to dinner right away. We flirted, talked and began feeling very fucking horny. I mean like first time fuck kind of horny. Our senses were totally alive. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was in the spice I purchased from a cute little bodega downtown. The more we ate, the weirder things got. 

Soon we were ripping off our clothes. The sex was like nothing before. It was hot, dirty, sexy and raw. We were fucking amazing together. Like sex rock stars. As they say it’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt. 

I love my boyfriend so fucking much that I wanted to feel his heart in my hand. Before thinking of the consequences I started  tracing his heart with a kitchen knife. He pushed me away, tied me down and began fucking me again like a mad man. Just what the fuck was happening here?

        We fucked all night into the morning. I texted a few friends and we made it a sex party. Everyone had some of my delicious dinner and we fucked more still. Watching my guy with other men was over the moon exciting.

We woke up to a house full of nude, spent friends. Everyone was confused when they awoke.  Some leaving a little embarrassed and some ready to do it again.

I was limping and covered in bite marks. Just what the fuck went on here last night? A close friend of mine is a chemist and I asked him to test my spices. Were we all possessed last night?  I would love to tell you it was Halloween demons, but it was a volatile mixture of LSD and Viagra. 

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Written By: Caidyn Cross

I often get asked if forced intoxication is really a thing. Yes, it so fucking is a thing. Of course once you have had a few, there is so many other things I will force you to do. Looking at my amazing body alone will make you mine. Once I have you, I will never let you go till I am tired of your ass. 

It begins so innocently. You call me, and ask about forced intox. You enjoy drinking so you wonder how this could ever be a problem. We begin with a few shots here and there. You’re beginning to feel it, and try to punk out on me. Are you a man? Men see things through. You promise me a huge tip if you can stop drinking. I will take that tip, and you will drink another shot. 

I am getting so fucking bored now. I have an idea! Let’s dress you up like a little bitch. My, aren’t you so fucking pretty in pink. Now you’re all dressed up, drunk and horny with no place to go. Such a fucking shame.

I have another idea, but you must tip me first. Call an Uber, go to the nearest bar, and pick up a man. You say you can’t do that, you only like girls. You do want to make me happy? Thirty minutes later, the idea is beginning to appeal to you. You have never sucked a cock before. The more you think about it, the more aroused you get, especially since you can say I made you do it!  LOSER!

Written By: Malaya Maxxx

Ice Cream shops closed, zoos closed, parks closed, and schools closed.  A man like you needs to have options, and with quarantine you have none. Such a pity isn’t it?  I know that for people like you planning is half of the fun. I’ve been planning for weeks all the deviant things I will do when finally free! So Perv, let’s plan.

I wonder what she will look like, her age, and most of all the nasty, twisted things we’ll do to her or them? I know when this is finally over, you’ll go on a bit of a spree. Of course, a depraved spree needs lots of fucking planning. 

Maybe you don’t even need to leave your home. She is right there with you looking so sweet, and innocent. Sort of hot, isn’t it perv?

How about a little twist on our fun? I have a little friend here with me, she is just so fucking cute. You tell me all the things you want me to do to her. You know you’ve been dying to try and take the lead. 

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Written By: Poison Ivy

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