Small Dicks Wanted
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Wait….what did she just say? Small dicks wanted?
You know Memphis is a total size queen, so don’t let that little prick get too excited.
Here’s the deal- when I’m in a funk, I need a small dick to make me laugh. It’s a guarantee every time to put a smile on my face. I think: thank fucking god I’m not the poor wife/girlfriend that has that pencil dick for the rest of my life.
I have had guys who are interested in me and we start sexting and he sends over a dick pic to me. If I have to enlarge the pic to see it, there’s a problem! I get such a good laugh to think this poor fucker thinks he has a chance with me.
I send his pathetic pic to my friends in a group chat and we are all dying laughing. I feel guilty keeping something so funny all to myself.
If you want to be humiliated by the Queen, go ahead and send me your dick and I’ll see how you measure up.
Written By: Memphis
