Small Dicks Amuse Me « Smitten Kittens Steamy Journal

Small Dicks Amuse Me

I wonder how you even remotely thought showing me a picture of a little 3 inch weener was going to elicit anything other than laughter from me? You really didn’t think I was going to tell you that you had a nice cock? If you did, you are certainly delirious.

I won’t go as far as to say your little dicklette is worthless, it is good for one and only one thing. It does give me something pathetic to laugh at and tell the whole world about. Trust me, all my girlfriends always love when I show them what a pathetic loser you are.

Every time you have the audacity to whip out that sorry excuse for a dick, I plan on not only telling you what a waste of a foreskin you are, but every one else too! I’m a cruel Princess when it comes to small pencil dicks.