I’ll Do Anything, Professor!
Professor, I have really been trying so hard to do well in your class. My parents would absolutely kill me if they knew I was failing. I do my homework, I study for tests, it’s not like I am not trying.
Could you possibly give me some extra-credit to bring my grade up? You have something in mind? Please, I will do absolutely anything.
I like how your mind works, Professor. I would be more than happy to do that for you to bring my grade up. No, it’s not too naughty at all, it would be my pleasure actually. Shall I lock the classroom door and pull down the blinds?
If you would like to let me earn a better grade with you, call me!
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