Tiny Dick Tease
You have a crush on me. I have just broken up with my boyfriend, so you make your move. My girlfriends have been telling that I need a rebound guy. You ask me on a date. You offer to take me horseback riding. You are a nice guy, and I love horseback riding, so I accept the date. I find you charming and interesting on the ride. I thank you for a fun afternoon. You try and kiss me. It is not the best kiss, but you seem very nervous. I consider having sex with you to help me move on after my breakup. We kiss and have a little make out session right there on a bale of hay. I let you play with my tits. As I start to take off my boots, you take down your pants. Whoa!!!! Hold your horses! What the fuck? Where is your cock? You are so fucking tiny. There is no point in taking anything off. I am not going to bother with that tiny little dick. This is hilarious! Well, you didn’t make me cum, but you did give me a very good laugh. Since you made me laugh so hard, you can jack off and cum on my boots!
